Williamsburg! Woo!
No. 2. Lower East Side!
Sample:
Best place to meet people on the Lower East Side
Vanessa’s Dumpling House
Pickup lines to try while you wait for your food:
Beginner: “So, how long have you been in line?”
Intermediate: “I just found a quarter in my couch—can I buy you a dumpling?”
Advanced: “I bet you’re just like this dumpling: smooth and slick on the outside, complex and delicious on the inside. I am too.”
118 Eldridge St between Broome and Grand
