Help Wanted sign of the day

Spotted outside m2m on Third Avenue at East 11th Street…

Incoming Mediterranean-style bakery needs barista on East Ninth Street

On occasion, as a bit of a community service, we'll run postings of local businesses that are hiring... we'll see how it goes...

Zucker, the new bakery opening at 433 E. Ninth St. between Avenue A and First Avenue, is hiring as the sign above shows. Read more about the place here.

Help wanted: "Pretty, sexy, must love go go dance"

Unfortunately, this ad on Craigslist has been removed...but not before I did a cut-n-paste...:

Hey ! We are a Friday night party of the Lower East Side. We are looking for GO GO girls. Pretty, sexy, must love go go dance !!! Check out [Web sites redacted] to get the idea / feel of the party type.

We are expecting you to go go and walk around the place and keep up the vibe of the party approximately 11pm-3am. There is a hot body contest at 2am. Also, Open Vodka Bar 10-11.

The party is every 1st and 3rd Friday of the month. We are looking for someone who wants to Go Go more than once. We will be using you again, starting April 17th.

Please reply for all the info :)