Does your pet look like, say, Sarah Jessica Parker or Mayor Bloomberg?

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BANFIELD TO HOST CELEBRITY PET LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST
Does Your Pet Resemble Derek Jeter, Woody Allen or Another New York Celebrity? You Could Win a Year’s Worth of Free Veterinary Care if Your Pet Has a Famous Face

WHAT: Have you ever thought that your dog bears a striking resemblance to Jerry Seinfeld? Or perhaps, in the right light, your cat could be confused for Mayor Bloomberg or Sarah Jessica Parker? If so, then bring your pet to a celebrity look-alike contest, hosted by the new Banfield Pet Hospital in NoHo, on Saturday, January 29th.

Judges will be looking for the pets that have the greatest likeness to:

· Jerry Seinfeld

· Derek Jeter

· John Starks

· Sarah Jessica Parker

· Woody Allen

· Michael Bloomberg

· Spike Lee

All pets and pet parents are welcome to attend and participate. A panel of judges will select one winner who will receive a year’s worth of free veterinary care. Regardless of whom your pet may or may not look like, this event promises to be a purrfectly good time, so come on out and see these howl-arious celebrity look-alikes!

WHEN: Banfield NoHo Grand Opening – Pet Look-alike Contest!

Saturday, January 29th, 2011
11:30 a.m. – 12:00 p.m.

WHERE: Banfield Pet Hospital
632 Broadway

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Noted

And if you really want to read the story.

Spot the real New Yorker

34th Street and Ninth Avenue.

No undergarments will be harmed during the filming of SATC2

Yes, that was really bad, that headline. Filming for "Sex and the City 2" gets under way yesterday. According to the Post: "Sarah Jessica Parker, wearing angelic white and a pair of gold Jimmy Choo heels with bright red soles, happily cavorted on the Upper East Side before jumping into a cab."

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One less reason for Sarah Jessica Parker to visit the EV

MoMo FaLana is leaving its corner digs on Avenue A and Third Street in a few weeks. SJP apparently shopped here once or something. And wore a coat from here on SATC. (Examiner)

Spinning into DVD

"Spinning into Butter," a racial drama starring Sarah Jessica Parker, was released last Friday, showing locally at the Sunshine on Houston. The film had reportedly been sitting on the shelf for nearly four years and was unceremoniously dumped on the market. The marketing campaign consisted of putting up the Worst Movie Posters Ever on Houston and Avenue B and East Fifth Street near Cooper Union. And probably a few other places.

According to Variety, the film grossed $5,534 during the March 27-29 weekend. It played at four theaters in the country. That's good for a $1,384 per screen average. So let's see if my arithmetic is any good. It played six times a day at the Sunshine; 18 times then for the weekend, we assume. So divide the $1,384 by 18. That's roughly 77. So 77 people saw the movie over the weekend at the Sunshine. Tickets are $12.50 each. So, 77 divided by 12.50.... so that means, on average, six people saw each screening.

By the way, "Spinning into Butter" is no longer playing at the Sunshine.

A movie poster that won't inspire me to go see the movie

The premise of the film via IMDB: "A hate crime on the campus of a New England college puts the school's dean (Parker) in a position where she has to examine her own feelings about race and prejudice, while maintaining her administration's politically correct policies." The film is based on the acclaimed play.

Poster spotted on Houston and Avenue B.

Right by this one:

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Page Six has a photo feature today of everyone's favorite, SJP....for reasons unknown she'll be featured in the March Harper's Bazaar....I'll let you read the rest...



... particularly that part about how Carrie Bradshaw would handle this recession....