Noted

I still say there's never a good way of writing these kinds of Urban Etiquette Signs.

Urban Etiquette Sign already needed for brand-new rental

Apartments in the freshly renovated 325 E. 10th St. hit the market several weeks ago.... Several units remain on the market, as the stickers on the front door note...



...others have been rented....




...and, already, there's need for Urban Etiquette Signs for the new tenants...



Might need some more notes once the whole building is rented.

Previously on EV Grieve:
With two 'public roof decks,' 325 E. 10th St. ready to contribute to 'lively community'

Epic note puts 440 E. Ninth St. on notice

Here's what it says:

"To those of you who disrespectfully leave your trash, broken glass and empty bottles on the roof, you are being monitored. Your cans clogged a drain which flooded the apartments next door during last week's rain. You are disgusting to let Jose and the other super clean up after your messes. Surrounding neighbors are complaining about you every week and are ready to comply with management and law enforcement and photograph you during your next rooftop excursion. Since you can not the enjoy the roof like respectable adults, we request that you stay off of it. Your skateboards are ruining the rooftop material, weakening it."

Stay off the roof or suffer consequences.

— Management, tenants.

Given the "fuck you all" written over the note, I'm guessing 440 hasn't seen the last of the rooftop skateboarding bashes.

And another thing...: An instant classic urban etiquette sign

Spotted on East Third Street near Avenue B.

The gentleman kindly requests that you please refrain from touching his motorcycle

Spotted by a reader last evening on St. Mark's Place...




Thankfully there's no penalty for taking photos...

Dear apartment hunters: Please do not bother Wiz Kid Management

Outside the Wiz Kid office on 10th Street between Third Avenue and Fourth Avenue. And what if we are interested in getting a lock of Julian's hair?

Tom & Jerry's makeshift boundary

Last month I pointed out a sign spotted outside Tom & Jerry's on Elizabeth Street...



Now the bar has set up a makeshift boundary to keep people away from the front of the door and the adjacent apartment entrance...

Epic urban etiquette sign: "BIRD feeding IS ILLEGAL"

On St. Mark's Place near First Avenue.

Tweet this: A classic urban etiquette sign outside Tom & Jerry's

Outside Tom & Jerry's on Elizabeth Street...




For further reading:
‘Where Everyone Knows Your Twitter Handle’ (The New York Times)

Momofuku Milk Bar patrons getting loud?

A newish sign outside Momofuku Milk Bar on 13th Street near Second Avenue...



... are those cornflake chocolate chip marshmallow cookies making the masses noisy?

Pot/pregnant wife etiquette sign already spoofed

On Friday, we posted this apartment etiquette sign from The Luxury Spot...



It was quickly spoofed at Barstool New York...

Etiquette sign season continues

Spotted on Third Street between the Bowery and Second Avenue...



Apparently a few folks from the Renewal on Bowery shelter across the street are congregating here...

A note for the irresponsible dog owners

On East Fourth Street near Avenue B.

Potheads asked to put a towel under their door

The Luxury Spot brings us this instant-classic apartment etiquette sign from an East Village apartment...

Dog shit days of summer

One of these days I'll post some urban etiquette signs on my Flickr page...when I do, I'll include this one from 12th Street near Avenue B.



I appreciate people being direct...

A note for the people on the terrace tossing sandals and doing things that "should be done in private"

Noticed a sign on door yesterday morning for residents of 151 E. Third St. at Avenue A.



And what did it say?

Crime stoppers

Last week, BoweryBoogie reported on the NYPD alerts telling of an increase in residential burglaries in the LES of late. I've noticed a few of these fliers myself closer to home...



One resident here along Second Street provided a helpful reminder to his/her neighbors....

Wedding notes

There was a wedding celebration behind 206 Avenue B on Saturday evening. And the couple-to-be were kind enough to leave notes about it on surrounding apartment buildings. They explained why the celebration was at 206 Avenue B: "We met there exactly four years ago so we decided to have this special day there."

Plus...

"Please be understanding in case it gets a little late and loud (but please know that there will be a lot of older people and kids so it won’t be a crazy party)."

Feel free to contact us in person if you have any concerns…"

Don't mess with Mr. G

Been a little slack. On my to-do list since, uh, last summer...join Jeremiah's Urban Etiquette Signs pool at Flickr. Anyway, here are a few candidates from making the rounds in recent months...