One use for discarded disposable gloves

Presenting the Pandemic Pee Glove.

As seen by Julius Klein on Second Avenue...

And how was your Saturday morning?

An East Village couple awoke yesterday morning to reportedly find a drunken man peeing in their bathroom sink.

To the New York Post!

It turned out the man was staying in another apartment in the building at First Avenue and East 13th Street. He was too inebriated to find the right apartment when he got home.

The couple whose apartment the man invaded called 911. But after cops showed up, they thought better of pressing charges.

The Post referred to the sink pee-er as "the drunken hipster."

[Bathroom sink file photo; not involved in actual incident]

Residents don't care much for neighbor peeing on the front of their building before going upstairs

Well then. A resident along East Fifth Street shares this... Apparently residents witnessed a man peeing in front of the building this past weekend ... then he went inside and upstairs to his apartment.

Which, based on the signs that someone attached to the front door and the tenant's door, didn't go over so well...





Said the resident: "Is this what the neighborhood is coming to? That the stupid woos and bros who have moved into the neighborhood feel the need to relieve themselves wherever and whenever they feel like it — even in front of THEIR OWN APARTMENT BUILDINGS, rather than walking up the stairs to use the facilities like a normal human being? WHAT is wrong with people?"

Why we still need Big Gulps and Double Gulps

Handy outdoor urinals, of course... So thank goodness they are exempt in the big soda ban!

For further reading:
Health Board Approves Bloomberg's Soda Ban (The New York Times)

Oh, you just HAD to know what was in the box

Spotted at East 10th Street near Fourth Avenue. And is this some new Marc Jacobs line for Fashion Week?

Ways to protect trees and flowers in the East Village

Photos by Bobby Williams.

Dog etiquette signs are getting more colorful, trees weirder

Just noting this sign on East Fifth Street across from the 9th Precinct...

...and adding to the collection that includes this one ... this one ... definitely this one ...

Photo by Bobby Williams.

Tree asks, Don't pee on me

Forget the location... East Fourth Street? Photo by Bobby Williams.