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EVG reader Cynthia Reynolds shares these photos from Fifth Street between Second Avenue and the Bowery this morning, where someone took the time to warn the owners of two parked cars that a man was on the pavement directly in front of — or behind — their vehicles.

Fortunately, by the time Cynthia took these, the man had apparently moved along...

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Photo by Stacie Joy 

Street-level justice, in Sharpie, along East Houston... 

Package thief!!

I hate you!

Noted: Please take your rooftop shenanigans elsewhere

Photo by Steven 

Spotted along Ninth Street... per the door note: 

Dear Neighbor,

We heard you on our roof last night and watched you crawl back into your window. 

Could you please find another roof for your late-night shenanigans? 

There have been a lot of breakins so we call the cops when we hear people up there. 

Whether or not you're trying to break in and steal my worthless crap, it's scary and super loud when you're up there. 

THANKS — Your neighbor

Poetic justice: 6th Street building calls out a 'package-stealing fuck'

Photo by Stacie Joy 

Some Urban Etiquette Signage on Sixth Street between First Avenue and Second Avenue ... with one of the best-ever descriptions for the package thief: 

we know who you are

you ol package stealing fuck. 

you were caught & chased 

out the building the other day

there's cameras everywhere now 

please show your face here 

again. 

Truly, an all-timer in the package-theft genre.

Citi Bike tags, stickers call out NYC 'transplants'

In recent weeks, stenciled letters reading "transplants must adopt" have appeared on Citi Bike docking stations around the East Village. 

Stickers have also been spotted with the message: "Transplants are no longer adapting to NYC. NYC is adapting to the transplants."

There's also a "locals buy locals" variation, as seen on Avenue A and Fifth Street (pic by Stacie Joy).

We're not sure who's behind these.

We posted the graffiti and stickers to our Instagram Stories, and the unsolicited responses poured in. Roughly 80% sided with the "transplants must adapt" message — instead of treating the city like an extension of campus life.

The war on the roses

As seen on Sixth Street between First Avenue and Second Avenue: 

There will be no roses 

The Rose Murderer is nipping them in the bud

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This afternoon on 1st Avenue

Photo by William Klayer 

As seen on the NE corner at Ninth Street... (and background).

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As seen on Avenue A between Seventh Street and St. Mark's Place. 

(And NOT a prop, or set dressing.)

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Photo by Jackflashnyc 

Seeing this warning sign in Tompkins Square Park — "Lisa Cheats at Cornhole" — reminds us just how safe this neighborhood used to be, when things like this (and pickleball players taking more than 10 seconds to serve) didn't happen.😔

Today in sidewalk sarcasm

Photo by Stacie Joy 

As seen on Avenue B between Second Street and Third Street... where not everyone appreciates @7soulsdeep's soulful-ish sidewalk messages such as, "New York isn't the same without you." 

Here, someone responded: "Well, thank you. I just robbed 5 people and was sorta feeling bad about it till now."

Tuesday's parting shot

As seen on Ninth Street between Avenue B and Avenue C... "It's painted carefully." 

Caution sign or a proud worker? 

Thanks to Robert Miner for the photo and text.

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As seen on the east side of Second Avenue between Sixth Street and Seventh Street. (Thanks Eden for the photo!) 

"The Floraissance Has Begun!" (background here) ... with additional messages with pleas to help keep this tree alive here outside the fire-damaged Middle Collegiate Church...

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Photo by Stacie Joy 

As seen on Third Street between Avenue A and Avenue B today...

Beware of Prowler!!! 

You are not welcome in this building! Do not return! 

Otherwise, steps will be taken for all of our safety!

Thursday's parting shot

And have a nice day! As seen on First Avenue between St. Mark's Place and Ninth Street... photo via Steven...

Saturday's opening shot

A little premature but cue up the Alice Cooper. Fourth Street between A and B.

Tuesday's parting shot

From Indict to Indicted on St. Mark's Place...

Tompkins Square Post Office leaving us hanging!

Photo by Stacie Joy 

As seen on the door at the Tompkins Square Post Office on Third Street between Avenue B and Avenue C.

Sorry we do not supply tape at the.

A message for the 'graffiti guys'

Photos by Stacie Joy 

A message to the "graffiti guys" on Avenue B near Second Street... large photos and a warning that the police have been notified...

Monday's parting shot

Little Man Parking on Ninth Street between Second Avenue and Third Avenue will need to update its sign now that "Stomp" and Dallas BBQ are gone...

Long live Webster Hall!