Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Reader report: Human bones found on 1st Avenue



Reports are coming in this morning about what are believed to be a pile of human bones found in the bike lane on the northwest corner of First Avenue and 13th Street.

East Village resident Nate Brown shared these photos from the scene, where the NYPD has now cordoned off the area...







We don't have any other information at the moment. To be continued...

Updated 2:48 p.m.

Photographer Scott Lynch at Gothamist has more photos... Scott doesn't think they are human bones "BUT WHO KNOWS? They looked gnarly as fuck, especially those spinal-column ones."

Updated 5:52 p.m.

An update via Gawker

"The cops were there for an hour-and-a-half, two hours," a group of men working beside a Rose Demolition and Carting truck said. "They took the bones away in a black bag."

And per an officer at the 9th Precinct:

"They were animal bones and they were removed." She could offer no insight as to where the bones came from or why they were deposited on a street corner.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

I walked by there yesterday morning and they were there. No one seemed to noticed. This morning, still there and no one seemed to notice either. Personally, I assumed they were a little too big to be human bones and instead were most likely animal bones from restaurant trash. Occam's Razor and all...

Anonymous said...

Check the traffic cams, see the f'er that littered!

Anonymous said...

Creepy and gross!

Anonymous said...

I, for one, welcome our new rodent overlords.
#startedWithPizza

Anonymous said...

Someone posted in a comment recently about how we should be thankful for the upside of gentrification, i.e. this is a safer place now. Bullshit, NYC is still dark twisted and sometimes dangerous.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm... Might still be good for a stock.

Anonymous said...

Call the forensics team

Anonymous said...

Anon 11am: Did you bother to ask anyone at the restaurant you mention (Occam's Razor) before accusing them of not properly disposing of their garbage?

Eden Bee said...

Those are obviously Smurf bones.

Anonymous said...

My Occam's Razor says Spontaneous Human Combustion!

Anonymous said...

I know it's just a picture, but the material looks way to heavy to be human to me. Whatever it is, I'm sure it slopped out of a commercial carting truck. Happens all the time when there're overfilled and they activate the compactor.
Totally wretch inducing.

Anonymous said...

Hi there Anon @ 1:31pm! I didn't accuse a specific restaurant of improperly disposing of their garbage, I was simply saying that the simplest answer was probably bones from a restaurant rather than human remains. Occam's Razor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor) is a problem-solving principle, not a restaurant in the area.

If pressed, I would've mentioned that my working hypothesis is that a garbage bag ripped open so it wasn't the restaurant's fault. Hope that helped clear things up for you!

Anonymous said...

Well if they are animal bones at least we know they didn't come from any Vegan restaurant.

Anonymous said...

I love that someone thought Occam's Razor was the name of the restaurant. The cuts on those bones are clean, so it clearly wasn't a hatchet job and at least one of them looks like it was cut the long way, to expose the marrow. Not sure why this is so wretch-inducing. You're all filled with bones. Would you like to see?

Anonymous said...

Whatever it is I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.

Anonymous said...

Occam & Razor

ZOMG I love that place. Amazing artisanal cocktails.

Anonymous said...

Occam's Razor? Isn't that a barbershop on 10th Street?

Mike Damone said...

Shit! I go there for the strudel!

Anonymous said...

It's probably from the Steiner lot. You know it's a graveyard right. By the way the pilling from this site shakes my whole building and I'm not even on that block. I hope that the police willget to the bootom of this, there are cameras everywhere.

Anonymous said...

Anon 3:06: Your epidermis is showing.

Anonymous said...

Sorry 1:31 PM, Your pithy dry wit was too far above the heads of these low brow EV readers.
I got that it was a joke, because I'm really really really really smart.

Eden Bee said...

Sexy Occam's Razor for Halloween!

Anonymous said...

David Chang's Corpse Fuku to Go!

Anonymous said...

CSI EV

Augustus De Morgan, Esquire said...

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Anonymous said...

So in the end, just typical E.V. disgusting stench wafting garbage in the street.
Yeah, stop the presses.

William of Ockham said...

@Anonymous 11:00 PM: Please return my razor.

Anonymous said...

They were in front of Starbucks this morning. I stepped over them with the typical 'gross' shrug. Human bones? Doubt it.

Anonymous said...


Dear Wretches, when something makes you nauseated, what you want to do is "retch"!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Donald the chicken man is back making Soup again ..

Anonymous said...

It *would* be in the bike lane!