The "fun" light was on and everything but no one was inside drinking kegs. (Not being one of the
two nights the place is open anyway, of course.)

Perhaps the lights were all on for any potential suitors...
Eater followed up on its
scoop that the place is for rent. Eater heard from the dudes in charge: "[T]he management tells Eater it was actually meant to be a 'For Sale' sign because
'we found a new location, and want to get this one sold so we can move onto crazier super things.'
Uh-huh. Meanwhile, the "for rent" sign was merely moved by workers to the other side of the building...