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Fifth Street near Avenue A.
A bonehead who accidentally shot himself on the Lower East Side was busted after he claimed to have been shot in Tompkins Square Park, authorities said.
Fernando Torres, 62, shot himself in the hand and thigh in his apartment last Sunday at 5 a.m., sources said.
A neighbor told police he saw Torres shove a revolver into a bag along with bloody clothing, which the bumbling triggerman tossed into a garbage bin, cops said.
Torres then walked into Bellevue Hospital and claimed he'd been shot in the park, cops said.
We are currently closed through the summer for completion of our PA work and AC upgrade. In addition, we are scheduled to appear before CB 3 for an alteration application. This gives us more time to enjoy the sun and surf during this torrid summer.
As one of our favorite bands says " Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world!"
Fear not — the SUPERDIVE sign burns brightly!
Keep cool and try to minimize water and electric usage. (yes those are low wattage energy efficient bulbs in our sign!)
Enjoy the rest of your summer and we will keep you updated on any new and exciting developments at the super bar SUPERDIVE!