Today's sign of the apocalypse: A mini golf-bocce ball-nightclub combo on University Place

The 16,000-square-foot Greenwich Village Country Club is coming this fall from the Bowlmor Lanes folks, Eater reports. Oh, and there's shuffleboard too. At University and 13th Street.

EV Grieve Etc.: Mourning Edition

The TSP rats don't disappoint in their national debut (Neither More Nor Less)

New border for the East Village: 20th Street, says Stuy Town (The Observer)

The pre-iPod, iPad, i-everything subway of NYC (Nonetheless)

Another longtime, unglam business exits the Meatpacking District (Jeremiah's Vanishing NY)

Celebrating 15 years of the New York International Fringe Festival (DNAinfo)

Looking at "Entourage" actress Constance Zimmer's East Village home (New York Post)

Anarchy and austerity: Why London won't be the last city to burn (The Atlantic)

And NYU is moving into the revamped Fairchild Publications Building at 7 E. 12th St. (The Real Deal)

After careful investigation, Key Food is still the least-expensive beer option of East Village grocery stores

After yesterday's hard-hitting post on Key Food raising the price of Pabst from $3.60 to $4.99, we decided to take an undecidedly unscientific poll of what other East Village grocery stores charge for cheap beer.

For your reference...

Key Food:
Pabst — $4.99
Natural Ice — $4.79
Milwaukee's Best Premium – $3.99

So.

Met Foods on Second Avenue near Sixth Street...
Pabst — Crap, I forget. It was more than $4.99 though.
Natural Ice — $5.19
Milwaukee's Best Premium – $4.99

So, would it be safe to assume that prices would go down the further east you go? No!

At the Associated on Avenue C at Eighth Street, the Pabst was $11.49 a 12-pack. (A six-pack of Budweiser in cans? $8.49! No Pabst in six packs.)

And at Fine Fare on Avenue C at Fourth Street...

Pabst — $6.99
Natural Ice & Natural Light — $4.99

...but the handy-dandy bro-pack of 24 is $19.99....

Bonus cheap beer tip:

The 12-packs of Natural Ice & Natural Light were just $6.59 at the Rite Aid on Avenue D...

Assume they are the same price at the Rite Aid locations on First Avenue and 14th Street. Enter at your own peril.

Tonight in Tompkins Square Park: Movie with a swear word in it

Tonight marks the seventh of the free music-movie nights in Tompkins Square Park. This evening's cinematograph: "Kick-A**"

Unfortunately, given the cuss word in the movie's title, we've can't mention it here. In fact, we will be circulating a petition during the screening of "Kick-A$$" tonight asking for it to be banned here and any other places where there might be children. This is NOT Times Square in the 1970s.

So, instead of a trailer of the film per usual, we will play something more wholesome.



OK, OK ... it's "Kick-Ass" from 2010 ... Here's a quickie recap from Rotten Tomatoes: "Adapted from Mark Millar's hyper-violent comic book of the same name, director Matthew Vaughn's (Layer Cake) vigilante superhero film tells the tale of an average New York teenager who decides to don a costume and fight crime. Comic book geek Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson) may not have good coordination or special powers, but that doesn't mean he isn't a fully capable crime fighter."

And upcoming...

Aug. 18 — Rosemary’s Baby
Aug. 25 — The Godfather
Sept. 1 — Stake Land

Here's the official website for the summer movies.

From the EV Grieve lost and found: Did you lose your bra on Avenue B?

Near Third Street. BaHa took this photo... Oh, and is there a reward?

Motek Creperie on St. Mark's Place has apparently closed

Multiple readers have pointed out that the year-old creperie at 125 St. Mark's Place has closed. Recent trips past show that the gate is down. The inside looks a little disheveled.

One Yelper we know (well, through Twitter) called it the "WORST crepe ever. WORST business in the East Village."

Dunno. Never ate here. You?

On the Bowery, Forcella pizza shows a sign, Twitter account

As we pointed out back in February, a new pizza shop is coming to 334 Bowery, former home of Bowery Tattoo...

Just checking in on the progress at Forcella — La Pizza di Napoli. Coming Soon signs are up!

And they're on Twitter...

Workers still have a way to go to hit that opening Summer 2011 mark...

In any event, this isn't actually a new Twitter account... Italian Pizzaiolo and Chef Giulio Adriani has a place in Williamsburg too. Who has eaten there?

Checking in on the Wren, a new gastropub for the Bowery

Meanwhile, up the block, work continues at the former Sala space. (Sala closed "for renovations" back in January.)

As Daniel Maurer reported for Grub Street in March, the owners of Wilfie & Nell on West Fourth Street plan to open a gastropub here called the Wren.

Eater's Jackie Goldstein reported on March 10 that Community Board 2 OK'd a full-liquor license for the space. According to Eater, the place will have 197 seats ... and no DJs or live music. Several tenants of the apartments above here at 344 Bowery gave their support of the project.

Montessori preschool opening on Avenue B

An EV Grieve reader notes that the long-vacant storefront on Avenue B between Third and Fourth Streets ...

... is becoming the third branch of Gold Material, a Montessori-style preschool. Their pricing follows the precedent set by the World Class Learning Academy: $21,000 a year for the full-day program; $16,000 for half-day programs. (The tuition rates for Gold Material are here.)

Sunset by the Christodora

Photo by Bobby Williams.

On the menu tonight for the rats: Chili

EV Grieve reader AC noted this on Avenue A at Seventh Street... Presumably leftover from one of the charitable organizations who provide a much-needed service to those in need... Unfortunately, these kinds of things can happen afterwards...

Meanwhile, in the First Avenue bike lane

EV Grieve reader Steve Carter notes this at First Street this afternoon.

EV Grieve Etc.: Mourning Edition — The LES in video circa 1967, Jim Caviezel filming on Avenue B

The LES circa 1967 via video (BoweryBoogie)

And NYC in video circa 1962 (Nonetheless)

Check out the latest work at the EV Grieve animated gif tribute site (EVGif)

Thrillseekers toss themselves subway parties, record them (Runnin' Scared)

Another stretch of Bleecker Street is doomed (Jeremiah's Vanishing NY)

Our friends at EV Heave are back with more barf on the Coop (EV Heave)

A look at Manhattan rents (Curbed)

Crap, speaking of rent, I forgot to thank W.M. Akers at the Observer for including my comments about the update of "Rent" (The Observer)

The Post's vision of a hooker

City saves Bowery Bank Building (The Lo-Down)

Staying at the Chelsea Hotel in 1978 (Epehmeral NY)

And just when we said we didn't pay any attention anymore to film shoots... Here's Jim "Jesus" Caviezel filming the new CBS drama "Person of Interest" on Avenue B today...

...where earlier, EV Grieve reader E.G. wondered what this was outside 29 Avenue B... The aftermath of a night out at Billy Hurricane's or something more sinister?

[Updated] Sidewalk's bar and music venue is opening tonight; full service on Monday

Several tipsters have said the under-renovation Sidewalk on Avenue A at Sixth Street is having a soft-launch reopening tonight... We've heard nothing official. The Sidewalk's new publicist hasn't responded to a query on the topic.

Per Sidewalk's publicist: "The bar & music venue is reopening this evening and will serve food from a very limited appetizer menu. Full service should be starting Monday."

Meanwhile! EV Grieve reader Nat Esten noted the work inside the new bar area last night...

Bob Arihood has a look inside too. Look here.

And this morning...

Previously.

Report: Second 'rape' cop sentenced to 60 days in jail

Franklin Mata, one of the two ex-cops acquitted of raping an East Village woman in 2008, was sentenced to 60 days in jail this morning, as DNAinfo reports. On Monday, his former partner, Kenneth Moreno, was sentenced to one year in jail.

In sentencing Mata, 
Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Gregory Carro said: "Forever you will be a disgrace to police officers. Forever you will have that scarlet letter shining on your back, and that's serious punishment. But I don't hold you in the same light as your co-defendant."

Read the whole article here.

[Updated] Cooper Union is now a hotel — for at least a day

EV Grieve reader @MaryTom asks a perfectly reasonable question via Twitter: "Did I miss something? When did this Cooper Union bldg become Hotel Withrow? Movie set?"

(OK, that's two questions...)

Probably a movie or TV set. We stopped paying attention to film shoots of late. Since there seemed to be one on every other block. Or so it seemed. Or maybe Cooper Union officials feel as if there aren't enough hotels around here...

Updated:

As a reader pointed out... It is a shoot for "White Collar."

And will the Flaming Cactus get any TV time?

Why is this East Village resident organizing a swim to Coney Island on Saturday?

[Deanne Draeger]

Note from EV Grieve: In case you saw an earlier version of this post. Draeger is organizing and hosting this event... she's not swimming this year... she did the trek last year. Oops! My apologies. The post has amended to reflect this.

On Saturday, East Village resident Deanne Draeger is hosting a 17-mile swim from East 26th Street to the Steeplechase Pier in Coney Island.

Aug. 13 marks the 100-year anniversary of when 17-year-old Rose Pitonof completed the very same route. As The New York Times reported on that date, there were 50,000 people waiting for Pitonof at Coney Island when she finished.

"From the time she first made her appearance around Norton’s Point thousands gathered along the shore to watch her progress and cheer her on to victory, and all bathing was suspended for practically the last hour of her swim."

[Rose Pitonof]

Last year, Draeger replicated Rose’s historic swim. The whole thing came about after Draeger was injured while training for her second Ironman event. She couldn't run or cycle. So she decided to focus on swimming.

"As I was searching online for a long-distance swim event, I came across an article about Rose Pitonof and her swim, and knew immediately that that was what I wanted to do," she said.

This year, Draeger, 43, has organized a marathon event for six swimmers. She hopes to make this an annual event. The swimathon — The Rose Pitonof Centennial Swim — starts along the Manhattan side of the East River at 8:45 a.m., crossing over to Brooklyn just past the Williamsburg Bridge. (Best time to view from the East River Park: 9 a.m. on the north end of park until roughly 10-11 a.m. on the south end of the park. The swimmers, who will each be accompanied by a motorboat and a kayak, are expected to arrive in Coney Island by 6 p.m.)

Draeger answered a few questions for us...

On the idea of swimming to Coney Island

"I've lived in NYC most of my life — the past 15 years or so right on East 13th Street. I see the East River almost every day. Jumping in and starting to swim to Coney Island was a rush. Most of my life it never crossed my mind to do something so crazy. I guess I imagined it was impossible — illegal even."

On the best part of the swim

"Passing underneath bridges is the best part — and such amazing bridges. The Williamsburg, Manhattan, Brooklyn and Verrazano — I've always loved them. Now I feel like they belong to me in a whole new way. I've been here all my life, but for the first time, was able to see my city in a way that no one ever gets to see it. And for that experience, I feel incredibly grateful."

Read more about Rose Pitonof here.

Here's a map of the swim route.

Here's more on the other swimmers.

Here's a piece our friends at Amusing the Zillion wrote about Draeger.

In the midst of a global financial meltdown, Key Food raises the price of Pabst

EV Grieve reader Kyle Robertson notes the following: In what might be a recognition of the new cashed- up hipster elite, Key Food on Avenue A and 4th Street recently increased their price for a six pack of PBR from $3.60 to $4.99! That seems to be a lot more than just adjusted for inflation.

This is cause for another hard-hitting investigative report!

So. Schaefer is also $4.99.

As for as six packs go, the next cheapest (or, less expensive) options ... Natural Ick Ice is $4.79.

And Milwaukee's Best Premium is $3.99.

There you have it. Now what?

What will be the next bar-restaurant to take the 12 St. Mark's Place challenge?

The retail space at 12 St. Mark's Place has been a merry-go-round of bars and restaurants the last 15 years or so ... Most recently, it was home to Hirai Mong Fusion Restaurant, which the Marshal seized back in May ... it was Gama, the Korean bar and restaurant, which closed in December 2009 after a three-year run...

Prior to this, it was San Marcos, the Mexican eatery that served huge margaritas, Siren, a really lame club, and @Cafe, an Internet bar. In 1994, St. Mark's Bookshop moved around the corner to its currents home. (The historic building was first home of The German-American Shooting Society Clubhouse in the 1880s.)

Anyway! The ground-floor space is for rent for a bar/restaruant. And, according to the NYCRS site, it's the "first time available on the open market."

It's a huge space — 2,300 square feet with a 200-square-foot sidewalk cafe and 500-square-foot basement. And the price to be on "the Busiest Block In The East Village" ...? $25,000 per month, plus $300,000 key money.

Can anything but a chain afford that kind of rent?

Previously on EV Grieve:
Looking at 12 St. Mark's Place

PS

How 12 St. Mark's Place looked in 1893, via Daytonian in Manhattan, who has more on the history on the address.

You will soon be able to order booze with your Plump Dumplings

An already slim CB3/SLA agenda for Monday night became slimmer when Heather's was scratched earlier in the day. The bar on East 13th Street was in the "renewals with complaints" category. There have been on-going noise issues here with some neighbors for years... as this article in the Times pointed out in January 2007.

In any event, you can read reports on the rest of the evening at:

BoweryBoogie .... The Lo-Down .... and Eater.

A few highlights:

Per Eater, the committee said OK to licenses for:

• Hot Kitchen, a new Chinese restaurant opening at 104 Second Ave., which previously housed Matsukado.
• Asian Chef Express at 96 Third Ave.
• Plump Dumpling on Second Avenue at 11th Street

And the committee said No to a transfer from Lychee on St. Mark's Place to St. Mark's Red House. Classic line from the proprietor: "There are already 39 licenses; Not to be flippant, but what's 1 more?"

As The-Low Down reported, the owners of Preserve 24, the bi-level, 24-hour Argentinian cafe/bar taking over 175-177 East Houston St. next to Russ & Daughters now want to add "occasional live music" in the basement space. CB3/SLA nixed this. (CB3/SLA approved this monstrosity back in April.) In any event, why do we have the feeling that this place will still host music regardless of what CB3/SLA said?

Finally, BoweryBoogie noted what was approved for the former Crash Mansion space on the Bowery. Quality Meats Downtown will be a bakery-cafe-restaurant-lounge... with an occupancy of 340. People.