Any info on the 'ultra loud sex noises' on East 10th Street last night?

A reader left the following comment:

Can anyone talk about the ultra loud sex noises on east 10th btw 1st/A last night? it was super strange. did anyone else hear/witness?

Well?

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Report: a battering ram on East 5th Street; big drug bust at Campos Plaza

A reader passes along the following... the incident occurred 8:30 last night ...

I was walking home on 5th between A and B and there were lots of police trying to get into an apartment building using a battering ram and then rushing in and yelling "we have a warrant!" or something to that extent. It was like a movie scene honestly.

The reader said that it was an apartment building next door to the Ace Bar.

Meanwhile, there have been other reports of heavy law-enforcement activity in the area. The Associated Press reported this afternoon that 41 members of two drug trafficking rings have been indicted.

They include 33 members of the "Blocc Boyz" street gang, based in the Baruch Houses on the Lower East Side.

The gang members reportedly used car services to deliver cocaine to its customers across the city.

Also.

A separate indictment charges eight members of the "Money Boyz" street gang, based in the Campos Houses in the East Village. They're accused of trafficking cocaine, including crack.

You can read the press release from the District Attorney's office here.

And here's more from that press release:

Money Boyz

According to documents filed in court and statements made on the record in court, since approximately November 2011, members of the “Money Boyz” gang, based at or near Campos Plaza in the East Village, are charged with selling large quantities of cocaine to undercover police officers. Acting as its manager, CHRISTIAN/CHRISTOPHER SLATER, 23, is accused of overseeing the operation.

Deal off to bring Crif Dogs to the former Billy's Antiques space

Crif Dogs will not be selling its wares from the former Billy's Antiques space on East Houston at Elizabeth Street, we learned this morning. Crif Dogs partner Brian Shebairo confirmed that the deal is dead. And he is mighty pissed about it. More on that in a moment.

Shehairo planned to park the Crifmobile at this lot and open a more-permanent space with outdoor tables and chairs, as Grub Street first reported on April 1. The space has sat empty since Billy Leroy put away the giant tent in March 2012. Plans for a new two-story building on the lot have never materialized.

Shebairo, who opened the flagship shop on St. Mark's Place in 2001, was working on a deal with landlord Goldman Properties. However, that deal died yesterday when Goldman reps said that they'd like Shebairo to turn the space back over to them in September and October for a Kenneth Cole-sponsored arts event where the homeless could receive free needles and condoms.

This revelation from Goldman came after Shebairo spent two months working on the proposal, incurring costly lawyer fees in the process.

"I'm so annoyed," Shebairo said on the phone this morning. "I jumped through hoops to make this happen with them leading me along the whole time. I think they wanted me to come in to clean the space for them then give it back in the prime season so they could work with Kenneth Cole."

The proposal inadvertently ended up on this month's Community Board 2 agenda — before Shebairo had time to do any neighborhood outreach. After the item appeared on the docket, he learned that NoHo power-broker Zella Jones was dead against the idea of someone peddling hot dogs with a full-liquor license on that corner.

Shebairo said that he sat down with Jones during a recent four-hour meeting at Saxon + Parole. By the end of the meal, he had agreed to a host of stipulations, including only serving beer and closing by 10 p.m. He said that he had her blessing, which goes a really long way in that neighborhood.

Apparently Shebairo could of had a much smaller presence during the two-month Cole event. As one Goldman rep apparently told him, "Brian, we're going to make you famous."

Said Shebairo: "It was a kick in the fucking face. I don't know how Kenneth Cole is going to make me famous."

He has all the proper permits for the year ready for the Crifmobile, and he could legally just park it by the empty lot if he wanted to.

"I thought it was kind of a cool idea," he said with a sigh, "a creative use of the space."

News break: It is raining

The scene looking south around 10 a.m. By Bobby Williams.

Now back to our regularly scheduled blogging...

Breaking: Papaya King sign going up on St. Mark's Place — right now

Workers arrived around 7 a.m. today to put up the new Papaya King sign at 3 St. Mark's Place...



... and moments ago, Shawn Chittle spotted workers prepping the sign for placement...



Papaya King hopes to have the shop open by May 1.

RIP Walter — 'hasta la vista'

We received some sad news yesterday... the loss of one of those characters you always saw around the neighborhood — Walter. (Walter Seda, though most people never knew his last name.)

His friends Michael and Jenny shared the following:

It's with great sadness that we are letting you know that Walter from 2A (among many other places such as Sidewalk Cafe, Magician, Parkside Lounge, Nice Guy Eddie's and Manitoba's) passed away Tuesday April 9 at Downtown Hospital at 8 pm. He waited to make his departure until Happy Hour was over just as he usually did many many nights in the past. Walter had been battling with bladder cancer for many months but despite his unusually strong constitution ... he finally succumbed.

Walter technically lived on Broome Street, though, as Michael said, he LIVED in the East Village, as evidenced by the many places where he was known.

In a follow-up email, Michael provided a little more background about Walter: He came here from Puerto Rico in 1959.

"May 24th to be exact as he told me on one of the last days I saw him alive. He daily walked the length and breadth of the East Village even in the dead of winter and never wore a coat as anyone who knew him would attest. He only wore short-sleeve shirts. When ever he left to go home at night (usually at the end of whatever happy hour he was at) he would raise his right fist and to all present would say "Hasta la vista" in his big gravely voice. His rough and hulking exterior belied his sharp mind and the fact that little escaped his watchful eye."

There will be a short service during the viewing around 7 p.m. at the R.G. Ortiz Funeral Home on Saturday. Prior to this, his friends are planning to meet at 2A for a drink or two to celebrate his life.

Said Michael: "All who knew him will miss him and never forget him."

[Photo of Walter by Tim Finn]

Rainbow will be the latest business to exit East 14th Street

Last Friday, we pointed out the ongoing exodus on East 14th Street ahead of some unspecified new development that promises to build on a good part of this stretch of single-story buildings... Now, as these photos by ace photographer East Village Hawkeye show, Rainbow, the junior retailer, is the next business to close...



An employee told EVG regular Gojira that April 20 is the store's last day ...



As we previously reported, eight parcels consisting of 222 Avenue A and 504 - 530 E. 14th St. (excluding No. 520) were leased for a 99-year period by the respective owner of East Village 14 LLC.

After Rainbow goes, the remaining businesses will be Rite Aid, the laundromat, which multiple readers have said will move to Ray's old space at East Side 99-cent store toward Avenue B, and the dearly beloved Blarney Cove. But for how much longer?

Previously on EV Grieve:
East 14th Street exodus continues

Conspiracies: What next for 14th Street and Avenue A?

Those ongoing rumors about the future of East 14th Street between Avenue A and B

Petland is moving away from East 14th Street, fueling more new development rumors

[Updated with correction] 8-lot parcel of East 14th Street primed for new development

Bargain Express has closed on East 14th Street

The disappearing storefronts of East 14th Street

Score this $11,000 penthouse above Nevada Smiths

[100 Third Avenue in July 2012]

Nevada Smiths opened Wednesday in their new mutlilevel home at 100 Third Ave., as Zagat first reported. And yesterday, two of the residential units in the formerly four-story building hit the market — one for $7,000 and the $11,000 penthouse.

Here's the PH listing from Citi Habitats:

MAGNIFICENT BRAND NEW BUILDING IN THE HEART OF THE EAST VILLAGE! GORGEOUS 3,000 SQUARE FOOT PENTHOUSE DUPLEX WITH A KEYED ELEVATOR ENTRANCE! This fabulous unit features 2 PRIVATE TERRACES, A FIREPLACE, an open eat-in kitchen with stainless steel GE Profile appliances, your own Bosch WASHER & DRYER, track lights, oak strip floors, and ubiquitous closets. The elevator building has a shared roofdeck, intercom security system and is located steps from Trader Joe’s, Whole Foods, the 4,5,6,N,Q and R trains crosstown buses.

After watching the slow-growing add-on these past four years, we finally have a look at the inside of the residences ... here are photos of the penthouse, which carries an $11,000 monthly rent.





...and your view from the eastern terrace...



Anyway, as noted in a previous post, the address here has been a variety of theaters through the years... in the 1960s-1980s, it spent time as The Jewel and The Bijou, showing XXX fare such as "Gay Hawaii" and Joe Gage's "Kansas City Trucking Company." In February 1989, City officials closed the theater, "charging that the owners of the Bijou Cinema were 'essentially operating an AIDS breeding ground with profit being the driving force,'" according to a report in The New York Times.

Previously on EV Grieve:
Here then, where Nevada Smiths once stood

100 Third Ave.'s lonely add-on

100 Third Ave.'s theater past

100 Third Ave. in 1936...

[NYPL]

If these plywood walls could talk...

In the last week, several messages have gone up on the plywood outside the former P.S. 64 and CHARAS/El Bohio community center on East Ninth Street... Building owner Gregg Singer filed plans to renovate the space into dorms for an unspecified school on Feb. 12. (The city disapproved the first round of plans on April 1.)

Jefferson Siegel sums it up this way in the current issue of The Villager:

Neighborhood animosity has boiled for years over owner Gregg Singer’s attempts to develop the location for various uses, including as a 27-story university dormitory. At one point, angered by the opposition, Singer threatened to turn the building into a drug rehab center. The old school was eventually landmarked and now Singer and his partners are trying to retrofit it as a student dorm once again, according to plans filed with the city’s Landmarks Preservation Commission.

Now to a few of the messages spotted on the politically charged plywood since the latest plans for the use of the space were revealed:




[Photo via MoRUS]


[Photos via MoRUS]

As for the fire on East Ninth Street late last Friday night... the Post noted this on Wednesday:

Authorities are hot on the trail of a group of inadvertent firebugs.

The suspects set a bonfire on an East Village sidewalk to stay warm but accidentally set three cars on fire, cops said.

Previously on EV Grieve:
Will old PS 64 get a theater for nonprofit groups?

Rebranded P.S. 64 up for grabs: Please welcome University House at Tompkins Square Park to the neighborhood

Deed for 'community facility use only' at the former P.S. 64 now on the market

Something new in the works for PS 64?; plus sidewalk bridge expiration anniversary

Welcome to the neighborhood, Mr. Sarkozy

Oh, we were enjoying a leisurely walk one recent evening and we spotted Olivier Sarkozy, half-brother of the former French president and beau of Mary-Kate Olsen, standing on the sidewalk outside the lovely James Renwick-designed home at 123 E. 10th St. that he reportedly purchased last summer.



While reports said that he bought No. 123, we thought we also saw him enter the adjacent property at No. 125 (both were on the market) with the movers, who were carrying various boxes marked "Sarkozy," like the one in the back of the van marked "Bridgehampton Dishes."



We did not spot any marked, say, "Mary-Kate's pots & pans."

And the Di Bella Bros. sign is hidden once more on East 13th Street

On Monday, EVG regular evilnyc noted that there was some sign work going on at the Hamptons Market on First Avenue ... workers removed the sign on the north side of the building, which revealed ... the beloved previous tenant ...



...Di Bella Bros., the Italian deli that dated to 1925.

Obviously this was going to be a short-term reveal... sure enough, a reader noted that the Hamptons Market sign returned yesterday...



...looking as if it belongs more in a food court than on a city street...

Previously on EV Grieve:
Di Bella Bros. ghost signage uncovered on East 13th Street

East Houston Wine & Liquor is now open in (at?) Red Square

East Houston Wine & Liquor opened Monday on East Houston in the Shoppes at Red Square ... and they're having a 10-percent-off deal the first week. (Nice of me to tell you that five days in!) ... the space was previously home to a spa-salon.

I browsed the aisles... not sure about prices, since I make all my liquor at home in the tub. (Soapy, but effective!) Maybe if you go you can tell me what you think of the place in the comments. A few other details — they deliver and they have nice refrigerator magnets.

BoweryBoogie noted the opening back on Wednesday.

Spring on St. Mark's Place

By Bobby Williams.

EV Grieve Etc.: Mourning Edition

[Mini UFO on Avenue B? Via Bobby Williams]

Christine Quinn threatens media who run ad she doesn't like (The Village Voice)

Police say this guy tried to steal a purse on East Eighth Street (CBS)

Another fucking FroYo chain invades NYC (Jeremiah's Vanishing New York)

EV artist Stephen Tashjian (Tabboo!) has a new book out (Paper)

The East Village of a TV show called "Mad Men" versus the actual neighborhood in the 1960s (The New York Times)

Great old-timer Pizza Box closing on Bleecker (BoweryBoogie, Flaming Pablum)

TR Crandall Guitars now open on East Third Street (DNAinfo, previously on EV Grieve)

A tribute to 6 great diners (The Lo-Down)

Summer in the City, Spring edition (Slum Goddess)

DBGB hosting a pig roast featuring special guest Marky Ramone (Eater)

And, as we exclusively reported last night, it rained. And thundered!

Yeoooooooooow.
— evgrieve (@evgrieve) April 11, 2013

Also! Mark Benigno put together a composite of the lightning strikes...

Reimagining this 12-story East Village building, now on the market

So 200 E. 11th St. at Third Avenue is now on the market. Per the Massey Knakal listing: "Rarely do downtown elevated apartment buildings become available for sale. When they do, it is even more unusual that they are as untouched and with so much upside potential as 200 East 11th Street (AKA 55 Third Avenue)."

Indeed.

A deeper look at the listing (PDF!) shows what the new owner could do, such as converting one bedroom units into to two-bedroom units.

But! The biggest changes — at least for passersby — would happen on the outside of the building, where the listing notes "[a] buyer may wish to expand the residential floor plate above and restore the building above by reskinning glass."



Let's take a closer look at this reskinned glass.



The new rendering doesn't happen to show the current retail clients — M2M or the copy shop. The third storefront is home to The Smith.

There's no price listed for the building.

Here comes David Schwimmer's rooftop garden

EVG reader Eva notes that there's a special delivery being, um, delivered to David Schwimmer's new Mansion this morning on East Sixth Street.

"There is a lot getting dropped onto the roof of the Schwimmer manse.

Trees and a huge silo shaped thing just landed. Yes, full-grown trees are being hoisted onto the roof.

Eva promises to alert us when (if!) the Belize Oval II Hot Tub Spa goes up...

Previously on EV Grieve:
Is David Schwimmer the 'Friends' star who now owns the demolished 331 E. Sixth St. townhouse?

Outrage over total demolition of historic East Sixth Street townhouse

Here is David Schwimmer's East Village home

'Mania Days' back on Avenue A today; KATIE HOLMES HIGH ALERT

You may have noticed the fairly large production camped out in various streets around the neighborhood... such as Avenue A and St. Mark's Place...



...where crews were filming a scene yesterday for "Mania Days" at the Odessa Cafe...







...and the crew is back filming today...



We didn't mention this earlier because ... THE MOVIE STARS KATIE HOLMES, the former East Village resident who broke our collective hearts last summer following the dissolution of her fairytale marriage to actor Tom Cruise. (Ah, love is so fickle...)

And we were worried about The Pandemonium this sighting might cause. And you thought you'd never see her here again! (Except for a few weeks ago on Avenue B.)


[Via Just Jared]

Anyway, on a more serious note, the movie sounds serious. Per Just Jared:

The 34-year-old actress is reportedly starring in the film about “a manic depressive rapper (Luke Kirby) who gets involved with a manic depressive poet (Holmes) in a passionate affair that results in a pregnancy.”

Spike Lee is a producer; Paul Dalio, a producer at the David Lynch Foundation, makes his directorial debut. (Perhaps worth noting that his father is billionaire Ray Dalio, founder of hedge fund Bridgewater Associates.)

Anyway (again). Pensive Katie! on Avenue A... thinking about Mamani Pizza...


[Via Celebrity-Gossip-Net]

Previously on EV Grieve:
East Village reeling over breakup of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Non Katie Holmes photos by Bobby Williams

Your chance to have your bicycle blessed

Via the EV Grieve inbox...

What: Saint Mark’s Church-in-the-Bowery will be holding its 1st annual Blessing of the Bicycles. The event is ecumenical and welcoming to all cyclists of all persuasions wanting to take a moment to contemplate a safe cycling season and to get their bikes blessed.

When: Saturday April 20, 2 pm. In case of rain the Blessing will be moved to the same time on April 27.

Who: Open to all ages and cyclists of all skill level and experience.

Why: With expanded bike lanes and a new bike share program about to begin bicycle ridership is set to increase for 2013. New York City is a wonderful place to bicycle; cycling is good exercise and an alternative mood of green transportation. Saint Marks Church-in-the-Bowery is encouraging the community to consider cycling as part of their transportation and recreational options and offering a blessing to cyclists and their bicycles in contemplation of a safe and joyous bicycling season.

Conversations tonight about possible improvements to Tompkins Square Park

[Tuesday in Tompkins Square Park via Bobby Williams]

Tonight, CB3's parks committee will hear a request for support "for possible improvements to and restoration of Tompkins Square Park," per the meeting agenda. The East Village Parks Conservancy has a draft proposal for a three-phase restoration project. (Find a PDF of the proposal here.)

A few snippets from the proposal....

Tompkins Square is one of New York City’s most storied and beloved public squares, first opened in 1834 after the Stuyvesant family gifted the land to the city.

Over time, the Park’s design has been repeatedly altered to accommodate the politics and needs of the neighborhood’s growing population. Renovations in the 1960’s and 1990’s stripped the park of its elegant historic character.

It is time to envision a plan for the park that both looks forward in programming and sustainability and also back in materials and details to restore the park’s design integrity.

The first phase:

"Restore the park perimeter and entrances, reconstruct pavement, curbs and fencing, install tree guards, prune and plant trees. Link to the park’s history and surrounding gardens."



Anyway, all this is in the draft proposal phase, but the conversations are starting... CB3's parks committee meets at 6:30 p.m. at the BRC Senior Center, 30 Delancey Street.

Oh, the PDF includes this shot of the Park via 1934...



All this aside, what would you want to see improved in the Park?

Watch this guy go beserk inside Lebrini's Pizzeria on Avenue C

Bobby Lebrini, proprietor of Lebrini's Pizzeria on Avenue C at East Third Street, shared this video with us... the incident that takes place occurred about three years ago. (He filed a police report at the time; the NYPD has seen this.) He thought he'd share it for entertainment value... he's currently cleaning out his video collection. First of several, perhaps!

A few things. The set-up.

Man and woman walks into the pizzeria. She orders a slice. He doesn't order anything. And then she proceeds to break up with him.

The rampage begins in the last 30 seconds, if you'd like to move along to the end.

"I added music to lighten the mood a little," Lebrini said. "It's painful to watch for me to this day even though it happened three years ago. He never was caught and I'm pretty sure she is from the neighborhood, although I never spotted her again."

A few things for after you watch it.

Yes, that is shatterproof glass.

"He did break the two windows on the side doors, but amazingly the front window didn't break after two hits." The tab: 1 table, 3 chairs, 2 windows and 1 picture. "Approximately $1,500 that came out of my pocket because insurance didnt cover it.

"That's another thing — he didn't even buy a thing."