Spotted on Avenue A via Shawn Chittle…
Please close the door behind you. (Safer for all)
(and call the landlord to remind him)
Love the decorations. Thanks.
Bonus points for the fine use of parentheses…
Please close the door behind you. (Safer for all)
(and call the landlord to remind him)
Love the decorations. Thanks.
I know it puts me in the category of 'passive-aggressive note-posters.' I don't care anymore.
"To the idiot/s that left this under my door let this be the last thing I receive from your dumbass/es!
At the very least leave your Name + # so I can help you get to the bottom of your accusations. Otherwise, I implore you to call the police!"
"Sorry guys, Cleaned it up as much as I could. Thanks for being understanding.
xoxo,
That obnoxious drunk girl"
"Some one tried to steal your bike — got it back from the fucker — (I didn't wanna go to the police because they make everything into an ordeal) … If you can unlock the wheel we'll know your the real bike owner — I left just left it in a nearby store — They're good guys."
"Yeah, all right. Guess what? You uptight whiney little punk. Instead of my cigarettes I'm going back (exclusively) to my old favorite — cigars. Just to piss you off! I suggest you either relax yourself and chill out or move back in with your parents (who are probably paying your rent anyway)
Ya' punk!"
"Your club will be shut down if you continue to disturb the peace of this neighborhood."
Signed,
Ave. C residents with children
"[I]t's much, much worse when you're playing saccharine pop ballads at top volume, or perhaps having a sing-along to your favorite Adele song."