Posts that I never got around to posting: What exactly is parachute time?

Posts that I never got around to posting: That guy in the purple T-shirt

Ever since I saw these ads for Uniqlo on Suffolk and Houston I have nightmares that I'm forced to go out for speciality cocktails with that guy in the purple T-shirt and he takes me to a secret bar that's under another not-so-secret-anymore bar and no one drinks because they are too busy looking to see if Albert Hammond Jr. will show up, who eventually does and is actually really nice, which disappoints people who want to be ignored by a celebrity then we go to an after-hours party and I'm forced to select the music and everyone is watching me so I pick the Crystal Castles and get laughed at because they are so 2008.

Posts that I never got around to posting: Eli Manning is following me

Posts that I never got around to posting: Parking lot of the living dead

On Avenue C.

Posts that I never got around to posting: A less-awful Whole Foods ad campaign

Post that I never got around to posting: "Maybe it will be ready Friday, or maybe not — we just don't really care"

Care Free! Midtown West.

Posts that I never got around to posting: The fishy soap dispenser at Mona's

Posts that I never got around to posting: Sign graffiti

Posts that I never got around to posting: Headshot special

On Third Avenue near 13th Street.

Posts that I never got around to posting: This truck on 12th Street

Posts that I never got around to posting: Just another night on the Bowery

Post that I never got around to posting: This photo of Lady GaGa

Via The Superficial