Ever since I saw these ads for Uniqlo on Suffolk and Houston I have nightmares that I'm forced to go out for speciality cocktails with that guy in the purple T-shirt and he takes me to a secret bar that's under another not-so-secret-anymore bar and no one drinks because they are too busy looking to see if Albert Hammond Jr. will show up, who eventually does and is actually really nice, which disappoints people who want to be ignored by a celebrity then we go to an after-hours party and I'm forced to select the music and everyone is watching me so I pick the Crystal Castles and get laughed at because they are so 2008.
4 comments:
very scary nightmare. what's crystal castles?
Lemonade.
Crystal Castles was also an arcade game.
Now I'm going to have nightmares about this guy, and having him tell me to "hang loose."
I'm starting to think his glasses bother me more than the shirt.
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