Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Day 2




Previously.

Confirmed: LES overrun by idiots at night


Matt Harvey delves into the horror show also known as the LES nightlife scene in this week's NYPress cover story. God help us.

In what was once the center of the gentrification goldrush — the section between the Bowery and Essex Streets north of Delancey — most of the businesses left from the boom are nightspots catering to less-sophisticated outer-borough and beyond patrons. Fat Baby, Mason-Dixon and R Bar, along with restaurants that serve over-priced drinks, like Stanton Social or Spitzer’s Corner, dominate. Residents recently suffered the final affront when Zagat ranked the Lower East Side the city’s “hottest nightlife neighborhood,” replacing its more upmarket rival, the Meatpacking District, already renowned for its annoying nightlife clientele.

Susan Stetzer, the district manager for Community Board 3 and a long-term resident of the Lower East Side, says that the area is now an “entertainment center” for the bridge-and tunnel set. “Residents have given up if they still live there,” says Stetzer. She and other residents complain that the streets, shorn of businesses, are empty during the day because the tenants couldn’t pay rents inflated by the influx of nightlife money. Then, at night, it’s wall-to-wall yokels from the suburbs, which, according to Stetzer, “is really depressing.” She’s an advocate of vanishing mom-and-pop shops and dive bars, and says no one who lives in the LES goes to the clubs and lounges. “If they do, they don’t tell me,” she says. Others claim it’s impossible to find a quiet place to have a conversation and a drink.

EV Grieve Etc.: Mourning Edition



A piece of Michael Jackson at Coney Island (Kinetic Carnival)

Developing story: Fire on the Manhattan Bridge (BoweryBoogie)

Markey Bena beaten in his sleep (Neither More Nor Less)

Join the Joe Jr. Facebook group (Jeremiah's Vanishing NY)

More love for Joe Junior on Third Avenue (Lost City; previously on EV Grieve)

Butcher Bay suing CB3 (Eater)

Squash Wall Streeters with your iPhone (BoingBoing)

Shockers: Some people don't like the new Duane Reade logo (New York Post)

And our old LES friend is featured in the German edition of FHM:



RTL II hat ein neues Gesicht: "it’s fun.“ Und da darf der aktuell heißeste US-Import, der internationale Superstar Lady GaGa natürlich nicht fehlen! Sie ist die frisch ernannte Fun-Botschafterin und ihr neuer Song "Love Game“ ist zugleich der offizielle Sound des Senders.

Black market Clash: "This is Radio Clash" mural painted over on Third Street

Been meaning to do a post on graffiti legend Ezo's Clash-inspired mural on Third Street between Avenue B and Avenue C. It's on the wall outside the Nuyorican Poets Cafe.

Because of its more remote location in the East Village, this work didn't receive the same love as Joe Strummer on Seventh Street and Avenue A. I liked it just the same, of course.






Anyway, I'm sad to say, it's gone. Painted over. Black.



Well, Ezo's Clash mural had been tagged. And it was starting to chip away in spots... Couldn't it have been touched up like the Strummer mural earlier this year? In any event, we're hopeful something equally inspired goes up in its place.

Marc Jacobs keeps the "East Village spirit" alive at Bergdorf Goodman



From The Purse Page:

Unless you’re in the market for a nose piercing, a pleather bustier, or a pair of $5 sunglasses, New York’s St. Marks area isn’t exactly a fashion hotspot for most people. Yet Marc Jacobs has been able to effectively channel some of that punky East Village spirit in his new St. Marks Hobo, a quilted black satin handbag that’s been studded (like most St. Marks denizens) for extra edge; the chunky black chain strap also oozes downtown street style. I love the combo of high and low fashion - something Marc is always so great at! Available for pre-order at Bergdorf Goodman for $1,850.


Should go nicely with your $90 Bowery T-shirts.

Previously on EV Grieve:
Admiring the fashion sense of "the girls that live in the East Village"

Things that I didn't notice before: The beer garden at Croxley Ales has closed

These lovely photos by Yun Cee Ng for New York magazine show the beer garden at Croxley Ales on Avenue B near Second Street ... (and was it ever really this serene?)




What I didn't notice until the other day. The patio is gone.




The beer garden sign is still up, though.

Updated:
A reader sent along an e-mail.... The reader's belief is the patio closed in the spring of 2007. More from the reader:

I had asked several of the bartenders if they knew when it would re-open. They shrugged; one said that the bar had a permit issue (noise, perhaps?). Now the door connecting the bar to the garden is bricked over, and I expect the garden will be sold or leased as a separate parcel.

Croxley is pleasant on weekend mornings, when the only people at the bar are well-preserved and the cool quiet breeze blows in. Any other time it is unbearable -- even walking past can be irritating.


"Date Night" finally comes to East Village (and beware of light raking the buildings!)

Hey! Finally! Was starting to feel a little left out! After filming everywhere (seemingly!), "Date Night," starring Michael Scott and Liz Lemon, will be coming to our little neck of the city! Tomorrow night!



According to the posted signs... the crew will be parking their "vehicles and campers" (woo! cookout!) on Seventh Street between First Avenue and Avenue B, St. Mark's between First Avenue and Avenue A, and Ninth Street between First Avenue and Avenue A.

And check out the fine print!



"Please be aware we are filming at night. We will have black duvetyne on site in case our lighting set-ups rake the sides of buildings."

Super! I'll sleep better knowing there's black duvetyne at the ready!

For further reading:
Last night, Date Night (BoweryBoogie)

The ugly truth



At Bowery and Delancey.

Things that you can do with your real estate promissory note



And why the random quotation marks? On Fulton Street in the Financial District.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

An Os Gêmeos progress report




At Bowery and Houston a little bit ago. BoweryBoogie reports that the mural should take 10 days to complete. Previously.

EV Grieve Etc.: Mourning Edition



Cardboard Tube Fighting League coming to McCarren Park (BoingBoing)

How have I gone this long without knowing about Doll in New York City?

Enjoying Tom's at breakfast (half Valium not included on weekends) (Jeremiah's Vanishing NY)

What if a convicted felon goes to Superdive? (Eater)

D&D gone for reals on University (Flaming Pablum)

16 Delancey ready to get stacked (BoweryBoogie)

Jill looks at First Street (Blah Blog Blah)

Time for the 18th annual Hot! Festival (Colonnade Row)

Midnight at TSP (Neithter More Nor Less)

And thanks to Rend Smith at Runnin' Scared for picking up our fireball story. Smith also suggests that you can fill out a Fireball Reporting Form.

The Superdive Diaries, Part Two


Another EV Grieve reader bravely entered Superdive over the weekend and filed this rather random list of bulleted points via e-mail:

• First makout sessions by 8:30. A guy hard-core kissing a girl's neck like it was 1984 at 1:00 AM.

• Beer pong

• The manager(?) saying to me they were all reserved for the
next two weeks.

• You can get a Stella keg for $450.

• Seems to be a bar to relive college. Beer pong (except I never played this) and a lot of shots

• All drinks are in plastic cups

• Can i reserve a place for 10-15 people? with a keg?

• Hipster wannabee bartenders. friendly but there's arrogance like they're on the red carpet

Beer pong. Again, beer pong. Do I need to say more?

• I feared for my life when I walked out. I deserved to be beat up. I felt shame. Superdive has nothing to do with the east village.

Previously on EV Grieve:
The Superdive Diaries

At Superdive: "Went here for my bachelorette this weekend and was able to do a keg stand, bartend, dj, and dance on tables"

Sure, some EVG readers haven't been thrilled by Superdive. But over at Yelp, the reviews are starting to come in... and they've all been positive: Four stars (out of five) on average. Here are some excerpts:

"Went here for my bachelorette this weekend and was able to do a keg stand, bartend, dj, and dance on tables. That basically sums it up."


And!

Oh boy. This bar is complete madness... it is the place frat guys dream about. You can make your own drinks or buy an entire keg for your table. There is a random assortment of instruments in case you feel the need to play one and the DJ station is up for grabs, as long as you use your own Ipod. I'd like to tell you more, but I honestly can't remember...




Meanwhile, ForSureNot.com weighs in as well. FSN's take?:

Is this going to be the greatest bar that New York has ever seen? ...

It’s like the goddamn Wild West. I hope that they have a set of those swinging half-doors one of those saloon pianos that play by themselves and spittoons on the floor.

A Revolutionary Free For All with kegs and booze -– Please excuse me while I go get some tissues for John Adams and Thomas Jefferson to dry their eyes.

Cops roust crusties from St. Mark's Place; Claim -- one person arrested for sleeping

Early Saturday morning, five police cars responded to the north side of St. Mark's Place near Second Avenue.



There, several young adults were being questioned for unknown reasons.



A young man in the group was handcuffed and placed in a squad car.



The other members of the group left in separate directions carrying backpacks, one had a guitar. I asked one of them what happened: "My friend was sleeping and they arrested him." Why? "I don't know. They said they were going to throw away our bags. And we have all of our stuff in here."

The people standing around watching also started to leave. One woman gave her tourist friend what she thought was inside information on the group: "They are all from rich families and come here to become punk rockers!"

Os Gêmeos taking over for the Haring mural at Houston and Bowery



Animal New York has the scoop on what's taking over the wall at Bowery and Houston that was home to the temporary Keith Haring tribute....According to Animal, expect a new work by Brazilian street artists and identical twins Os Gêmeos. The Graffiti Friend of EV Grieve said that he approves of this selection.

[Image via Bombin' Magazine]

Another group of people happy the 30 consecutive days of rain are over: skywriters

Saw this from Astor Place on Sunday afternoon.







No idea what the hell it says, but...

Who hung Poo?



Well, so this isn't actually Winnie the Pooh. But that headline would not have worked otherwise! And what the hell is wrong with you people!? A helpless stuffed bear! On Second Avenue near Fourth Street.

Previously on EV Grieve:
They went and killed Teddy

The ramenators are getting brown with it



And the last patches of Love Saves the Day have been painted over...

Previously.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Report: Fireball in the sky above the East Village

From an EV Grieve reader last night:

Two people just saw a fireball in the sky moving from west to east above the EV. Was sighted from the rooftop on 3rd street and ave B. Both people said it looked like a burning ball of fire, but did not go out as expected as it climbed from 50' to several hundred in seconds.
Thought it was a Chinese lantern at first, but if that was the case it should have blown out. Couldn't be a flare because it was a flame and not dropping sparks.


Anyone see this? Do you have any ideas or explanation as to what this may have been? (And no Lady GaGa jokes, please.)

Gotta go to Joe's

Joe Jr's shuttered over the weekend. However, you can still enjoy Joe Junior on Third Avenue at 16th Street. I believe both Joe's were once owned by the same family, though the places operated independently.






From FroYo to dry cleaning

As Hunter-Gatherer noted this past January, öko frozen yogurt at 137 First Avenue near Ninth Street "closed for renovations" after just six months at the location...



"Closed for renovations" after six months, of course, is simply code for "we're out of business." Sure enough, the location never reopened.

Now, coming to this site: A dry cleaners.



By my count, this makes the fourth dry cleaners to open in the East Village this year.

P.S.
There are still two öko frozen yogurt shops in New York: Park Slope and Forest Hills.

[öko photo via Hunter-Gatherer]

Bubble tea joint coming to East 10th Street




Just west of Avenue A on East 10th Street. ThirsTea. The sign says they will serve "bubble tea, drinks and snacks." I can't even remember what was in here before. A kid's shop? A Brazilian jeans shop?

Au revoir, Bounce Deuce

As Eater reported last week, Bounce Deuce looked suspiciously closed.



And over the weekend, rather vague confirmation signs went up....



Just closed for the summer...?

Previously on EV Grieve:
RIP for Bounce Deuce, known for "eye candy staff" and plastic tubes of beer?

Getting a better look at the Two Boots renovation

On Friday, I got a better look at the renovation of the former Two Boots/Pioneer Theater space...




Previously on EV Grieve:
Work on Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre begins at former Two Boots space (And maybe we can get another comments thread going on cargo shorts...)

The ramenators prove to be useful

To help showcase a sidewalk sale yesterday...



Previously.