Sunday, December 6, 2009

Tiger Woods branded Gatorade still in stock at Key



Focus, indeed.

Nevada Smith's World Cup fever

On Friday, ESPN (and CNN) held forth at Nevada Smith's on Third Avenue for the World Cup selections...







Which will mean that you will meet the World Cup Loving Friend of EV Grieve one of these days...

Flush with success: Cabin Down Below open again



A sign was up today for the Cabin Down Below at the former Pizza Shop space. Which must mean the great toilet overflow from last weekend has been corrected. Which means they were open this weekend....

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Updated: Last day for you pervs to ogle XOXO models on Fifth Avenue

As you may have already read ... some XOXO models have been camping out the last few weeks in an empty storefront on Fifth Avenue at 38th Street... and the models seem to be causing a sensation....



I came across the scene earlier in the week...a scene that was both hilarious and horrorfying...First, you put two models in a window who prance about in bra and panties and seductively brush each other's hair...then you hire a security guard to yell "keep moving -- you can't stand here on the sidewalk" over and over. Like we're really going to move.





And all this is on the other side of the street from the decking-the-halls holiday windows at Lord & Taylor. So there are a lot of tourists who are shocked -- shocked! -- at all this. One mom said to her twentysomething daughter, "You'd never see this back in [Elk Snout, Pigsknuckle -- didn't catch the name of the town]. And then you have a bunch of horndogs with cameras. (Uh, yeah, well, I was technically working...)




The show ends Sunday...the model hours are 12:30-2:30 p.m. and 4:30-8:30 p.m.

Anyway, it all seems pretty tame after the shows at The Standard.

And in response to the comments, YES, there is video...via the XOXO site...





For further reading:
Naked City (Jeremiah's Vanishing NY)

Let the holiday weekends begin

Our blogging friend Bryan Waterman passed along the details on dba's annual holiday fare on Saturdays this month (3-8 p.m.) featuring the work of some local artists...



Anyway, there's a lot of holiday things going on...and The Villager rounds up a lot of the activities right here. And La Superette will be down on Front Street in the South Street Seaport today and tomorrow.

And a little later this week, I'll have more information on the "Skits N Tits! One Year Anniversary Holiday Party" at the Bowery Poetry Club Wednesday night...the evening will mark the debut of CRAFTERMATH, formed by a group of women active in multi-disciplinary arts who love odd, original art, and cheap, anti-corporate gift-shopping in the spirit of comrades like Reverend Billy and La Superette.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Because maybe people really didn't want to pay $26.50 to see Billy Joel memorabilia

Whooa...where have I been today...per Pollstar:

After trying to lure music fans to a downtown Manhattan annex for just over a year, execs at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame are throwing in the towel.Although the closure was announced with no explanation Thursday in a statement issued by S2BN Entertainment, a backer of the venture, HoF CEO Terry Stewart told Cleveland’s Plain Dealer the decision was made by corporate partners who ponied up the capitol for the $10 million dollar spin-off.


Awwwww... let's take a look back...



Xmas is three weeks from today...

...might as well try to get in the mood...

Does this mean the East Village is no longer dead?

Just looking at the new mural on the Mars Bar...




Previously!



(The above photo via)

And, well...as I already pointed out...

EV Grieve Etc., Mourning edition



Photo on Sixth Street between Avenue A and First Avenue sent along by EV Grieve reader Lambert Jack.

What we wanted for xmas in 1955 (Jeremiah's Vanishing New York)

City of Strangers returns to the Mars Bar (City of Strangers)

The Bowery hasn't been the same since 1920 (BoweryBoogie)

Looking at the LES art scene (The New York Times)

Basement fire on East Ninth Street (Neither More Nor Less)

Eliade's "The Sacred and the Profane" and a sense of place in Manhattan (Save the Lower East Side!)

The girl gangs of old Manhattan (Ephemeral New York)

Canadian doughnut chain coming to the old Zen Palate space on Union Square (A Fine Blog)

John Legend's Bowery bargain (Curbed)

An appreciation of indie comics (NYPress)

Looking at EV Grieve favorite "The Seven Ups" (This Ain't the Summer of Love)

And then! A wave of liquid heat crashed through her. She looked up to find his eyes on hers, filled with smouldering amusement


Page Six Magazine is back! And with this cover story that begins....good lord!

Padma Lakshmi sits in a cozy corner of the East Village Italian restaurant Supper, her black hair half pulled back, the rest rippling around her shoulders. As she orders a cup of coffee and an appetizer of burrata mozzarella with tomato, basil and grilled bread, the Italian words come out with a perfect roll of the r's. The waiter, eager to please but flustered, strains to avoid looking in the direction of Padma's spectacular breasts.


[Bad romance novel quote via]

Skid marks at the Coop

By now, it seems pretty commonplace to see someone using the new Cooper Union academic building as a makeshift skateboard park... Was pretty funny the first, oh, 10 times....





So how's the old Coop holding up so far? Sure, there's some wear and tear from the skateboarders, roller-bladers, BMX bikers, ass-sliders, etc., but the old gal should be able to stay afloat another 150 years or so.




Is the Coop settling into the neighborhood?

Well, six months after the new Cooper Union academic building opened, the space continues to be welcomed to the neighborhood... Will we ever be friends?

Anyway, students have used the front window to advertise keggers...



It has been tagged...



...and used as a shelter from the elements...



...a skateboard park...



...a meeting place for teen gamers...



...a place to take photos...

Correction of the week: Trump is NOT opening a tiki bar at Trump SoHo™ Hotel Condominium New York


Ha! We love Scoopy for this one... in this weeks's issue of The Villager...

A Scoopy’s Notebook item last week wrongly reported that a ground-floor space in the new Trump Soho tower at Dominick and Spring Sts. is slated to be a tiki bar. Eve McGrath, a P.R. spokesperson for the project, set us straight. "First, the property is Trump SoHo™ Hotel Condominium New York," she said, regarding the edifice complex's proper name. Second, she said, "There is no tiki bar planned for Trump SoHo." In fact, according to an explanatory press release McGrath sent us, the spot will be home to a lounge named Bazaar, "created by the team behind South Beach's hottest nightspots, Miami-based restaurant and hospitality group, KNR… . Bazaar will be the place to see and be seen while enjoying impeccable cocktails and playlists by renowned DJs. Luxuriously textured wood walls have a split-face finish, with a simple polished dark charcoal concrete floor continuing the raw and rich design elements in this posh lounge designed by Rockwell." Maybe the construction worker who gave us the wrong information was basing his opinion on the "textured wood walls" with their "split-face finish," which probably look — we're just taking a wild guess here — tiki bar-ish. On the other hand, maybe he was just an "apprentice." Ka-ching!

What to do with the Permanent Brunch space if the closure becomes Permanent?



Yesterday we noted that Permanent Brunch on First Avenue was still rather closed. So, speculating for just a moment, what if Permanent Brunch never comes back? What to do with the space? Can it return to the laundromat it once was. Nah, not in this neighborhood these days.

EV Grieve reader Goggla really nailed it yesterday with this suggestion:

How about Permanent Press? They could do laundry, serve paninis and print a neighborhood rag.