Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Gonna be a long winter: The Penistrator strikes first snow

As I first reported, we had just a dusting of snow Monday night hereabouts — a dusting ... but that didn't stop you know who from making his or her first appearance of the young 2010-11 winter season...



Thanks to a tipster for this photo, taken on Bleecker and Jane Street in Marc JacobsVille. Uh-oh ... a little off the beaten path for this icy pork sword, don't you think? ... During the first snowfall of the 2009-10 season, the Snow Shaft Bandit stuck to his or her usual East Village confines. Now a migration to the West Village? Or — shudder — has the penistrator spawned copycats in other neighborhoods?

Oh, boy... it's gonna be a long winter with this "snowfitti" vandal on the loose... Eyes open, people. Eyes open.

Previously on EV Grieve:
An EV Grieve investigative report: In search of the Penistrator

A stunning development: Is Haley Joel Osment the Penistrator?

Snow is in the forecast tonight, which means....

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

My maturity levels just dropped drastically - this picture made me giggle. Thanks Grieve!

Anonymous said...

"Icy Pork Sword", "Snow Shaft Bandit" - admit it, you've been saving up penistrator material since last winter!

Goggla said...

"Tipster"...riiiiiiight!

Eden Bee said...

Yay! Penis art is back! Now I can rest easy.

Melanie said...

I think something is missing tho...unless this is a side view. How about 3D?

EV Grieve said...

@anonymous 12:46

Well, maybe a little.... I have a few left! It will be a looong winter!

OWR said...

Looks like a self-portrait of what I own..:)!