As our friend Esquared told us ... the Films on the Green Festival will present a few French movies in Tompkins Square Park this summer.
And tonight: Jean-Luc Godard's "Contempt" from 1963 starring (hubba hubba!) Brigitte Bardot, Michel Piccoli and Jack Palance.
And on July 1: "Mr. Hulot's Holiday." Or, as we prefer — Les Vacances de Monsieur Hulot.
The movies start at 8:30 p.m. Drink at your own risk.
Meanwhile, we're still wondering why the French hate us so much.