Sunday, May 31, 2009

Important questions of the day (and our time): Is Madonna hanging out in East Village "dive bars"


A reader sent me this item about Madonna and her current boyfriend Jesus Luz from Radar:

Luz has followed Madonna from London to New York, appeared on her arm at the Met Gala and dive bars in the East Village of Manhattan.


Per the reader:

"Um, is Madonna really hanging out in East Village 'dive bars?'"


Oh, I forgot to mention this ... I was sitting in the Grassroots the other day. And Madonna and Jesus walk on... they only have credit cards, and the Grassroots doesn't take credit cards. So I buy them a $7 happy hour pitcher of Michelob Amber Bock and a $1 basket of popcorn... To thank me, Madonna gives me a Kabbalah bracelet made out of braided red string ...

Yeah, that's not true. If Madonna is hanging out in the East Village, it will likely make the cover of the Post.

8 comments:

ak said...

actually, she was in mars bar the other night....

just after dancing the night away at the pyramid. uh huh.

EV Grieve said...

Heh.

hntrnyc said...

Aaahhhhh, Grieve! Man, for a second I thought that really happened. That would have been awesome!

On a serious note, I'm certain that the definition of "dive bars" with the super-sleuths at the post is questionable........may include anything below 14th st.

Eden Bee said...

Yeah, Madonna at a dive bar..Pshaw. That woman is a psychotic crone diva and a germaphobe to boot.
However, if she licks the toilet at Mars Bar, I will give her a shiny quarter.

esquared said...

You know, she did frequent dive bars before she became famous. That song Holiday was about Holiday Cocktail Lounge. And on a sidenote, she used to cruise around St. Mark's and West Village to pick up Latino men. Just saying.

EV Grieve said...

Absolutely, esquared... The idea of her hanging out here again isn't so farfetched. Just seems as if someone would have seen something... Of course, given the number of limos in the neighborhood... people don't look twice ....

Eden Bee said...

Yeah, but that was all before she became The Queen..She has changed quite a bit from her poor, LES days..My friend lived in the same building as her back in those days and she did a heck of a lot more than cruise around looking for men, according to him..
Ray told me a really funny story about her once too..
My boyfriend has worked with her several times now on music shows, and she is one of those"don't make eye contact with me or you're so fired" celebs of the worst kind. If she went into a dive bar at all, it would only be to get it written up in a paper..Then she probably went home and made her servants hose her down with disinfectant..

EV Grieve said...

And they'd likely more security with her than for the president....