Thursday, October 21, 2010

Worst euphemism ever for penis

Where else?

Cute pixie seeking sponsors for kids on astor - m4w - 30 (East Village)

Date: 2010-10-21, 11:03PM EDT

You, petite, dark haired, super cute student asked me how i was doing. I stopped. You, nervous, repeated the question. Then: was I on my way to work? Yes. You wanted to tell me about sponsoring kids. I told you I was already sponsoring 3 through a different agency. I didn't have any more room on my roster.

I was wrong: there's plenty of room on my roster.