Zoltar, the all wise and knowing fortune teller, arrived at Gem Spa on St. Mark's Place and Second Avenue on Sept. 23. Since then, it's all
Have you been by?
Don't get too close.
That's the one thing. Get too close to Zoltar and he starts hitting you up. By the time I got to Gem Spa on this day, five people along here had already asked me for change, cigarettes or directions to Little Italy.
A few things to make your Zoltar Experience more pleasant.
1) Zoltar only accepts $1 bills. So no quarters or $2 bills in the well-marked $1 slot.
2) Despite the sign, the ATM is not inside Zoltar's box.
17 comments:
...piercings for pre-teens...opium and cheese sandwiches...
I need to stop by and get my fortune told by Zoltar. he sounds a little like Triumph, the insult comic dog. I wonder if they're related?
Is that Lady Gaga?
This comes to mind;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnac_the_Magnificent
this is terrific and important coverage. congrats!
The greatest thing to happen to St. Mark's since the t-shirt one head shop sold in the 1980s (and to this day I am kicking myself for not buying a dozen, especially given the current invasion), which was black, and depicted a skeleton pointing a gun at the viewer, with the tag line, "Welcome to New York, Motherfucker. Now Go Home."
it is pretty great, regardless of the shilling.
Zoltar should be the ATM.
Best tom hanks movie... Ever....
Agreed, Zoltar would be the best ATM ever.
1) Stood out there last night, enjoyed Zoltar
2) ATM's with themes (Zoltar, etc.) would be a great business opporunity...
It's a reverse ATM.
- East Villager
solar should totally be the atm! brilliant.
Gojira, you can revive those t's yourself at Zazzle.com...
I hope Zoltar drains the cash from all the woo folk, thus preventing them from venturing further in to the EV to entertain themselves.
Go Zoltar!
+1 on what Marty said, he sounds like he's trying to imitate Robert Smigel or something (and badly doing it).
i think it should be mandatory for all NYU students to pay Zoltar before venturing any further east!
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