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Thanks for the safety tip, NYC Health!
Sounds more like instructions than a warning.
I love it in movies where people suck in breath then miraculously hold it for minutes. Total Hollywood fantasy bullshit.
I'm not holding my breath about Empire Biscuits ever reopening
The "Empire-Out-of-Bus(cuit)iness" plate now says simply, "Peelin' Potatoes", and all references to seeing us in March have vanished. But the lights are still burning, still wasting electricity.
The problem is, if you want a really good time, you can't exert any energy and sorta have to lie still. Which can look alarming.Tea party anyone?
Does this site hand out awards for comedy? If so, Giovanni gets it hands down for that quip. Kudos.
@11:59 PM: And Michael Ivan gets the award for Best Unintended Double Entrende.
@9:13Am nails it.It's called the starfish and it's what teh wimminz do when they think they're really good at the sechs.
I hold my breath everytime my lease comes up. But then, I am swimming with sharks. Time to get out?
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