Saturday, October 22, 2011

Dethrace 2011

Here's a first batch of FreakFest photos from Tompkins Square Park today... Dethrace via peter radley...



Dressing for success

Today in Tompkins Square Park via our friend BaHa....





Part 2

Photos by Bobby Williams...





NYPD cites two East Village bars last night

Multiple readers sent along word that the Undercover/Underage Patrol was out in full force last night...

There's a "closed by court order" sign at Bar 81 on Seventh Street...


...and a "restraining order" and a whole bunch of legalese papers on U2 (or 2U) Karaoke on St. Mark's Place... for "illegal sale of alcoholic beverages."


Know of any other bars that the NYPD cited last night...?

NYPD pulls over cyclist this morning on the Bowery

We've reported on cyclists who received tickets for blowing through red lights... (like here)...

This morning, the NYPD pulled over this fellow at First Street on the Bowery... Word is he zipped through the intersection at Houston and the Bowery without stopping for the light...


We stood around awkwardly for an awkwardly long time (how long can you pretend to look at Steven Tyler's clothing line?) to see if the officers would write him a ticket... we left when our cover was blown... Don't look at the camera! Stay in character!

Dude, you weren't supposed to pick us up until noon!


Third Avenue and 12th Street...

Today in Tompkins Square Park

There's the Freakfest ... the Halloween Dog Parade ... and the Earth School's Annual Fall Fair ...

Friday, October 21, 2011

Whale of a tale



The Burning Sensations from 1982.

Breaking: Starbucks plywood going up on First Avenue

EVFlip sends along photos of workers putting up the plywood on First Avenue at Third Street, home of the former Bean...


As you know, the Bean left to make way for the Starbucks, the Times first reported on Sept. 14.


Per EVFLip: "I'm guessing that it's just for construction, but seeing as Ben Shaoul is involved with this space, it may be a retractable balcony!"

People behind fabulous hotels opening another likely fabulous hotel on Ludlow Street


A record — two posts on 180 Ludlow in one day. Earlier, we mentioned that there were new lights on the loooooooooong-dormant apartment-hotel-apartment-no-a-hotel! site just off Houston. Well, you can thank the new owner for the illumination. Curbed is reporting this afternoon that BD Hotels have purchased the parking garage space for $25 million. BD operates such hotels as the Maritime, Jane and Bowery hotels.

As BoweryBoogie noted, "Expect construction to resume at the 170-room eyesore in due course."

Lordy.

[Image via Curbed]

Tomorrow in Tompkins Square Park: Dogs in costumes, photo opps

From the EV Grieve inbox...


[Photos by Bobby Williams]

Via a news release...

Join the Largest Dog Run Halloween Parade in the U.S.

Halloween just got beastlier. The Tompkins Square dog run is pleased to announce the 21st Annual Tompkins Square Halloween Parade. On Saturday, October 22, hundreds of costumed canines will march on Tompkins Square Park to participate in the country’s largest Halloween parade for dogs.

This year, they will be competing for thousands of dollars in prizes, including two iPods and of course, bragging rights for the year. All proceeds go to the N.Y.C. Department of Parks & Recreation for the maintenance and upkeep of the newly restored Tompkins Square Dog Run.

5th edition of the Get Local Shopping Guide now available

From the EV Grieve inbox...

[EV resident Dominique Camacho in front of her store and cafe, Sustainable NYC, on Avenue A with the new Get Local Guide.]

In an attempt to keep our neighborhood independent and unique, the East Village Community Coalition (EVCC) publishes the free Get Local! Guide to East Village Shops each year. The updated 5th Edition is available now!

Spending your money locally helps small businesses thrive in the East Village. Local shopping also:

• Keeps more money in our community

• Creates local jobs

• Sustains small business owners who defend our neighborhood's identity

• Chooses creativity and personality over uniformity

The newly available 5th Edition lists 400+ local merchants and is available in shops and cafes in the neighborhood. You can download the online version here. (PDF)

We are working to preserve small businesses as an integral part of maintaining our diverse, livable community. In addition to the Get Local! Guide, the EVCC is researching ways to maintain retail diversity in our community.

First Street closed this weekend for BMW Guggenheim Lab removal

Back in July, workers closed down East First Street between First Avenue and Second Avenue for a mobile crane to help put into place something or another for the BMW Guggenheim Lab...

Flashback!


The crane people will be back this weekend to remove the big pieces of the Lab...


What kind of impact will this have on the brunch line at Prune?

Get your FreakFest on tomorrow in Tompkins Square Park

From the EV Grieve inbox...


HALLOWEEN FREAKFEST (Part IV) is part of a series of FREE shows that celebrate the vitality and creativity of the counter cultural scene that has survived on the L.E.S., despite the rampant gentrification, soaring rents and lost venues that have contributed to the cultural genocide sweeping New York City.

HALLOWEEN FREAKFEST
Saturday, 1 till 7 pm
Tompkins Square Park
Costumes encouraged!


[Photo via Our Lady of Perpetual PMS]

BANDS: (amplfied sound starts @ 2 pm):
LUNCH LADY (new punk/garage-psych, one goddess & three men of steel)
RITZ RIOT (fresh energetic punk & post punk, feisty & female fronted)
GHOULS NIGHT OUT (the amazing all girl, costumed Misfits tribute!)
JESSICA DELFINO (The Lower East Side's own Queen of Obscene, the original dirty folk rock babe!)
DETHRACE (10 ft tall Super-Robots! 666 volts of ear blasting Metal! Blasting in from whatever planet they come from)
MARNI RICE (accordion player chanteuse performing vintage French Chansons, Euro Art songs & originals)
SKUM CITY (NYC hardcore punk decrying the demise of NYC, & putting what remains loud & in your face/ears/orifices, etc!)

PERFORMANCES & SPEAKERS:
Jennifer Blowdryer (punk writer reading ghost stories)
GLOB (Gorgeous Ladies of Bloodwrestling! sports-satire warriors wrestling in fake blood to punk rock!)
Nina Spierer (activist-poet/hip-hop collaborator featured in The Huffington Post)
The Good to Go Girls (a classically choreographed burlesque trio of dancing good girls)
Katrin Hier (writer/comedic performance artist)
DJ Mike SOS (Seizure Crypt, SOS, GLOB)

Plus: PUNK ROCK ART & VENDORS: Rat Bones' Pitwear, Our Lady of Perpetual PMS, & Calamity Industries
Rice & Beans w/Guacamole alla Gringa homemade by PMS

Produced & Hosted by:
• OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL PMS
• GLOB! — Gorgeous Ladies of Bloodwrestling
THE SHADOW
NYC's underground newspaper since 1988
MIKE SoS
JESSICA DELFINO

Ode to the Mystery Lot


An inspired (and anonymous) reader sent this along...

O Mystery Lot!

Home to dead bodies
But also morning glories

Used by some as a dumpster
But also bore a fabulous monster

Full of contradiction
Don't let us lose you to construction!

Think you can do better? We'd like to hear it. Or at least read it. In the comments... or via gmail...

Previously on EV Grieve:
The Mystery Lot likely facing a luxurious end

Before it was the Mystery Lot

Wednesday afternoon, The Real Deal reported that developer Charles Blaichman bought the long-vacant Mystery Lot on East 14th Street for $33.2 million.

Seems like a good time to repost an earlier item about the lot's former tenant — The Jefferson Theater. Per Cinema Treasures:

The old Jefferson Theatre opened in 1913 as a B.F. Keith’s vaudeville theater in what is now known as the edge of the East Village. Later the RKO Jefferson, this theater was located at 214 E. 14th Street near Third Avenue. The entrance was a narrow space between two tenement houses with the bulk of the theatre (auditorium) located in 13th Street. The Jefferson operated at least into the 1970’s and was demolished in 2000. Today, the site is filled with bricks and debris from the demolition and the old Jefferson as passed on.

And a few photos of the theater through the years...

[Undated photo by tkmonaghan via Cinema Treasures]

[Undated photo via]

[From 1986. By kencmcintyre via Cinema Treasures]


[Top two photos via Warren G. Harris via Cinema Treasures]

[April 2011 from 13th Street]

Jeremiah has a good bit of Jefferson history here.

Parting thoughts on the 'Labbers' — or 'Blabbers' — on East First Street

Yesterday, EV Grieve reader CLAJR left this comment on our BMW Guggenheim toilet post... the comment/essay deserves its own post...


Thought folks might be interested in this, which I wrote in August.

The presence of BMW Guggenheim Lab on my block has me asking a lot of questions about the role of corporate foundations in policy development.

Predictably, Labbers insist their corporate patron is enlightened, unselfish, benign. In my experience, corporate philanthropic activity is always closely aligned with business interests. Cultural and academic institutions have been colonized by corporate money in a way that makes it hard to view them as independent agents in service to the public good. Or have I just been reading too much Chris Hedges, watching too much Inside Job?

One Labber told me that as a European, she was familiar with public distaste for corporate sponsorship. She patiently explained that, while in many European countries the state supported the arts and culture, it was because Europe lacked a "culture of philanthropy," like the one we have in the U.S. She argued that private patronage of the arts was an age-old practice (I think the Medicis were mentioned), and that there is "good" corporate sponsorship and "bad" corporate sponsorship. Presumably, McDonalds and KFC (whose logos were ubiquitous in the film shown last Thursday, Jem Cohen's "Chain") are "bad" and BMW is "good." This looks like plain old luxury branding to me. In fact, the Guggenheim itself could be considered an upmarket chain.

And it wouldn't be such a huge problem if, say, BMW helped to pay for the production of a film series or a music festival that was open to the public. But the BMW Guggenheim Lab purportedly exists to explore solutions to some of the biggest challenges our society faces: basic resource and infrastructure use, political use of public space, how to prevent cities from being "segrified" (a BMW/Gugg neologism I believe is meant to include both the ideas of gentrification and segregation).

The BMW Guggenheim Lab defines itself is "Part urban think tank, part community center and public gathering space" Do we really believe that a privileged class of PhD candidates in the pay of a luxury carmaker are the best heads to put together on these problems? And do we really believe that this is a "community center," when the reality is that BMW Guggenheim bought their way into our community by paying to get rid of the rats that had long made the site uninhabitable (residents had no success over 20 years in raising money to do so.) Talk about privatization of basic services!

Judging from the academic jargon spoken here, the "community" being addressed is the international "creative class," whose interests may not be directly aligned with those of our local community, or in fact, 88% of the world. I hear no Spanish. I hear no Chinese. I barely hear English, I mostly here Academ-ese.

The Labbers (or as I like to think of them, Blabbers) seem impatient with criticism about corporate branding and sponsorship, rolling their eyes when another old codger from First St. rails against the corporate takeover. Most denizens of the East Village these days are merely looking for more edgy cultural experiences or products, and they seem to become as quickly bored with BMW Guggenheim Blab as I do. But the good folks of Berlin may give them more hell. I hope so.

Exclusive first look inside the Bowery 7-Eleven

Well, it's only exclusive if you don't stop and peek over the brown paper covering part of the windows here at the 7-Eleven coming to the retail space of John Legend's former residence...

Anyway!


Woo?

Former Mosaic Cafe for rent on Avenue C

The Mosaic Cafe on Avenue C between Ninth Street and 10th Street closed last month... The for rent signs earlier went up earlier this week...


Co-owner Rachel Fuchs told us last month that "business was going well. Unfortunately, we had to close due to issues with the landlord."

Stalled 180 Ludlow now apparently much brighter at night

A reader asks, "Any idea what's happening at The Ludlow construction site? Lots of new lights put up in the last day or so."

Well, the amazingly stalled 180 Ludlow project is a little outside our usual coverage zone. But! We walked by last night... and there do seem to be more lights... Yes? No? Maybe?


Perhaps for a Haunted Work Site this Halloween season? (We wish! Sounds so unsafe!)

Anyway, for more about the ongoing saga here (hotel! rentals! hotel again!) you can catch up at BoweryBoogie and The Lo-Down.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

And now, a photo of a rat climbing a tree in Tompkins Square Park



Today they're climbing a tree, tomorrow, they'll be driving the M14A.

By Bobby Williams.

Toasties is toast on Union Square

NYU Local reports this morning that Toasties, a favorite food-beverage stop among the construction worker and hungover NYU student set, has closed. The Marshal has seized the always-serviceable deli with sidewalk cafe on Union Square West near 15th Street. Apparently they haven't been making the rent with their landlord, NYU.

NYU spokesperson John Beckman told the NYU Local that:

"Toasties now owes NYU the equivalent of about 8 months of back rent, some $200,000. Over the course of the last three years, we have met with the owners several times, made significant efforts at being accommodating, and worked out a series of payment plans; each time, the owner agreed to the plans and ultimately failed to live up them."

$200,000? That's a lot of Sgt. Sweet Pepper Combos.

[Image via New York]

Breaking: BMW Guggenheim Lab ready to remove the toilets


Photo this morning via EV Grieve reader Steve Carter... and why not just leave them for the weekend (and Thursday night and...) party crowd?

Dinner at the East Village IHOP


We've talked enough about the outside of the new IHOP on East 14th Street. So it only seemed fair to go inside the place. We waited several weeks after the grand opening to allow the kitchen time to work out any kinks. Or something.

By Lux Living

After my incredibly popular review of the new lesbian Phoenix, Grieve put me on desk duty. [Editor's note: I did?] Only recently has he decided to wean me back onto the Internet with such high-brow assignments as reviewing new ATMs, public storage units, and the much talked about IHOP on 14th Street.

Knowing that self-induced, explosive diarrhea is more fun with a partner, I begged Marty to join me on this trip into suburban enemy territory. We met at the Blarney Cove and, after a few cocktails with a peg-legged mute named Muttly, we were off.

The new IHOP has all the ambiance of a check cashing joint on 23rd Street. If they ever hope to succeed in making this place a “late night destination for hipsters” their PR people dream of, the first thing they need to do is adjust the stadium lighting. On top of the overall retinal bleaching, each booth has its own interrogation light bulb dangling between you and your dining companion.


It was so bright I could see the back of Marty’s eyes. If you pop in here for a bite to eat after some late night drinking but before some late night fucking, forget it. All bets are off. Nobody looks good in here.

The menu is a West Virginian’s dream come true that includes Country Fried Steak, Thick-Cut Bone-In Ham Dinner, and a wide variety of burgers all of which come with bacon. Lots of bacon. The only saving grace to this health care crisis menu is the calorie count listed next to each item so the choice of how fast or slow you’d like to die from coronary disease is all yours. Onion rings are a mere 1,250 calories BTW.

We started with an order Monster Mozza Sticks which came so lukewarm the cheese was like white tar.


I ordered the Philly Cheese Steak AKA Steak-Ums on a buttered mini sub roll with onion rings. Opting for the slow death, I ate only two of the onion rings. After getting management’s permission to order from the kids menu, Marty treated himself to a large pancake that came with all the fixings to draw a face on it – strawberries, bananas, whipped cream and yogurt in a tube. His meal was far more engaging than my butter soaked white trash delicacy.


And then there were the bathrooms. Single occupancy for men. Single occupancy for women. Have fun with that late-night disaster in the making.

The one thing this place has going for it is they have the most courteous staff I have experienced in a casual dining spot of this caliber. Our waitress, April, was incredibly friendly. She entertained our numerous questions about the stupid menu, didn’t yell at me for taking random photos of the syrup, and was kind enough to ask the management if we could order from the kids menu. She checked in on us several times and we tipped her generously for putting up with our shenanigans.

Bottom line, eat at a real restaurant people.

But look! On the way home we ran into Lady Gaga!



Marty wrote about the experience here.