A new East Village meets old East Village kind of moment

EV Grieve reader Alex shared this anecdote just now...

A coworker told me this story this morning, thought you'd enjoy it:

"On my way to work, I saw a man in a beige suit with a laptop bag pissing on a Mercedes Benz just off Astor Place while talking on his cell phone. I shit you not."

Naturally, I asked for photographic proof; he says the guy turned around and looked at him, so he couldn't take a photo.