Hey, it's St. Patrick's Day. In case you didn't know already because your neighbors have recently discovered the Pogues.
Anyway! Forgot to check when McSorley's opens today... 9? 11?
... and around the corner... Leprechaun bus!
If you don't feel like waiting, then you may go to the Village Pourhouse on 11th Street and Third Avenue. They were open earlier. You may need a backpack to get in. Many people we saw entering the bar had backpacks. (Unfortunately, not depicted so well in this photo...) Change of clothes? Provisions? Textbooks? Stomach pumps?
If you are brave enough to venture out today (we recommend that you stay locked in your bathroom), then say hi. We'll be wearing a disguise from Gem Spa...