Thursday, May 20, 2010

Quick withdraw: HSBC name-change shocker!

As I exclusively reported with an exclusive back on April 27, the new HSBC branch at Second Avenue and Ninth Street showed off its new name... (and helpful warning that guns aren't allowed inside!)

The Stuyvesant Branch.

But now! The branch has changed its name!

Does this mean that the Stuyvesant HSBC branch on First Avenue just past 14th Street has been saved? Or did someone simply make a mistake? Or did millions in focus groups and rebranding just get tossed?

Maybe I should ask Mr. H.

Previously on EV Grieve:
Stuy Town neighbors rallying to save a bank branch


Doll said...

So can I bring my gun in now?

Bowery Boogie said...

where's the "open an account, get a microwave" promo?

HippieChick said...

Who cares? I keep my money in my mattress.