Thursday, February 23, 2017

Honeybee ready to read your past, present and future on Avenue A


[Photo from March 2014]

There's apparently a new psychic in town... in this exclusive report, workers this morning hoisted the new awning at 199 Avenue A between 12th Street and 13th Street...



As the sign shows, Honeybee is now doing readings here, which include the past, present and future...



Any thoughts on the punctuation in the sign? Readings By: Honeybee. As opposed to, say — Readings By Honeybee.

Anyway! This space went under renovation in March 2014, setting a local record with a two-day overhaul. (Read that post here.)

We'll check back later on the status of the guardian lions here...




[Photos from Saturday]

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry but I didn't make it past the capitalized preposition.

Anonymous said...

I predicted they would open there.

Anonymous said...

I dunno - she's got that 917 area code.

Anonymous said...

It would actually be Readings by Honeybee. The colon is fine stylistically I guess but not recommended.

Anonymous said...

how do they afford the rent? like seriously. they must be a front for drug dealers.

Walter said...

If they can see the future, how come they always wind up in some dingy street level storefront with 9 relatives inside ? Just asking...

Anonymous said...

I like the Readings By:. Perhaps the psychic has a legal background, as By: on legal documents is common.

Anonymous said...

The lion out front say nobody's lying inside.

Pinch said...

I routinely use the blue "Psychic" sign from a distance as a point of referrence in helping me to get myself to Mikey Likes It for some tasty ice cream. So as long as THAT sign stays, my life will remain a little bit easier.

Anonymous said...

I am fine with the punctuation, thanks for asking.

EVeddie said...

are there any investigative reports about these psychics/gyspies?

how have they managed to open/close businesses throughout the East Village and NYC for all these years?

Edmund Dunn said...

"You’re my Honeybee....come on and sting me!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohwftj6mMSw

Gloria Gaynor - Honey Bee (NYC, 1975)

Disco at its peak.



Anonymous said...

I guess the millennial generation needs to be reassured that their life styles are being validated. Who else could afford to waste their money on such none sense.

Anonymous said...

Oh, it gets worse:

http://time.com/4527860/trump-machine-fortune-teller/

Anonymous said...

Maybe the colon is there because they plan on periodically changing which insect does the readings? I.e., this month's readings by: Honeybee. (Next month: Potato Beetle.)