Friday, November 20, 2009

Orange crush: Why Jude Law tossed his fruit at NYU frosh


Yesterday, I pointed out the piece from Washington Square News about Jude Law living right across the way of an NYU frosh dorm. Well! Today, the Post follows up on the article, noting:

In Shakespeare's day, audience members heckled actors by hurling rotten fruit. But a few weeks ago, when Law's yoga session was interrupted, the fruit flew in the opposite direction.

"He noticed we were there and we started waving at him. Then he went inside and came back with two oranges," freshman Neha Najeeb told The Post. "He threw them at our window, but he missed." Law then went back inside and returned with two additional oranges, she said.

"This time, he hit the windows -- there was orange pulp on the glass for a week -- and then he went back to working out," she said. "Now we don't like Jude Law anymore."

9 comments:

Jeremiah Moss said...

good for Jude! next time, do like the monkeys in the zoo. toss feces.

John M said...

Funny, I all of a sudden like Jude Law now.

Idiots.

Too many uncool people in this city now...rubes.

EV Grieve said...

Oh! So you're on Mr. Law's side, eh? Who could blame the frosh? Why would he think that wouldn't happen moving in below a dorm?! There are plenty of schmancy apartments that he could have rented with private balconies...and he picked this one? He had it coming!

Jeremiah Moss said...

eventually, who will be left in this city except voyeurs and exhibitionists, separated by giant panes of glass? this is the future.

does Jude Law watch the frosh smoke weed and jerk off in their dorm rooms?

anyway, i still want him to throw some feces.

EV Grieve said...

NOW he wants privacy! This is the same fellow who goes to the Box and makes out with some "mystery blonde" in full view of everyone?

Also, "Sherlock Holmes" looks terrible.

Jeremiah Moss said...

nevertheless, i still want some feces-throwing to occur.

Goggla said...

Try teasing him out with a banana...

EV Grieve said...

He usually beats a retreat when you start showing "Artificial Intelligence: AI" or "Cold Mountain."

glamma said...

yes for some odd reason this makes me like jude law more