Thursday, March 25, 2010

Panty raid

From the Police Blotter in this week's issue of The Villager:

The manager of Victoria’s Secret, 591 Broadway between Prince and Houston Sts., told police that a group of two men and three women entered the place at 5:20 p.m. Mon., March 15, distracted the security guard, and managed to take 96 panty thongs from a shelf, hide them in a big yellow bag and walk out without paying. The total value lost was $4,680, the store reported.


VH McKenzie said...

That's about 48 bucks per thong.What, were they, mink lined or something?

I can get quite fancy lace thongs for under ten bucks a piece.

They deserve to be stolen.

EV Grieve said...

@VH Ha!

They distracted the security guard, OK. But what about the rest of the sales staff? Where were they when someone was dumping pricy thongs into a big yellow bag?

Bowery Boogie said...

somewhere, some kids are having a panty viewing party a la sixteen candles

EV Grieve said...

@BB Ha!

My brother paid a dollar last night to see your thong...