Wednesday, June 30, 2010

2 Cooper shows off its fabulousness



At long last all the information that you'd ever want to know about 2 Cooper Square is now online. The luxury rental at East Fourth Street and Cooper Square comes complete with a rooftop pool and private cinema... and, based on the images on their site, the residents will be equally fabulous and hip and new Bowery-ish... like the dashing hepcat here in the long hair, sideburns, tie and collar undone after a rough day doing something fabulous, unwinding with a little take out while the GF/wife flips through a fashion magazine ... isn't life downtown so romantic?



And here's the model type resident with the perky boobs looking so intent on something while her friend in the background steals all her Paroxetine ...



Anyway, there are floor plans and shots of the rooftop pool and deck and ...





Studios start at $2,950... with the big units going for nearly $10,000. For the new kid of the block, 2 Cooper Square is looking pretty big. Can't wait for the dueling 2 Cooper-52E4 pool parties.


Previously on EV Grieve:
2 Cooper Square looking for some "masculine, attractive, intelligent" Clive Owens types with kids — but, lordy, not kids who actually live with them!

There goes the neighborhood for real: 2 Cooper Square will open with the highest rents ever in the East Village

10 comments:

Lisa said...

So you have to be young and white to live in this building, apparently. Perhaps Perky Boobs is trying to hypnotize all (Caucasion) viewers into rushing to the rental office ASAP!

Altho, much as I hate to admit it, I like the physical appearance of the slightly Art Deco-ish building with the rounded corners. And how refreshing is it to see BRICK, for God's sake?!?

Bowery Boogie said...

that looks like a kiddie pool.

WB said...

Rock!

Jeremiah Moss said...

Perky Boobs and her thieving friend look like the exact same person! are they clones? is this a home for clones? oh, please let it be a special home for clones. can we go and pet them?

Jeremiah Moss said...

hey Lisa, don't worry. if you look at the site, there IS a black person in the photos.

he's the doorman.

promising, quote, "white-glove treatment."

EV Grieve said...

Oh, my. Nice catch Jeremiah.

creature said...

I will second Lisa. I do like the look of this place.

Anonymous said...

There is no such thing as a master bedroom in a one bedroom apartment.

SGI said...

"Anonymous said...
There is no such thing as a master bedroom in a one bedroom apartment."


Sure there is. There are a minimum of three bedrooms in one bedroom apartments rented by hip and trendy folks as depicted in the ad.

The first one is also known as the foyer. This is the one that these shining examples of cool pass out in after a strenuous evening of ingesting far too many hip beverages with silly names.

The second goes by the interesting name "bathroom". This is where these fabulous people sometimes repose after losing consciousness while attempting to expunge the remains of all those hip beverages. Usually, they wake up the following afternoon with with facial lacerations and cranial damage. That's what you get for using the porcelain pillow with the lid on it.

The third bedroom is known, by the proletarian lumpen who aren't as fabulous and cool as these gifts to themselves, as "THE SIDEWALK". That is where some of these incredibly special people end up after leaning too far over the edge of the terrace while under the influence of all those hip beverages. Protein stains are sooooo difficult to remove from concrete.

Anonymous said...

Amenities seem good though very poorly described/depicted on the website... obviously not the best marketing team on this project.