Thursday, July 7, 2011

July 6

Early yesterday evening, Henry Jackson exited the SBS at 14th Street and First Avenue ... where he spied this Christmas tree "unceremoniously dumped in front of StuyTown." He noted that it even had a blue tag at the top like you'd see on the trees sold on street corners.


And, to show its authenticity, an SBS receipt...


When apprised of the discovery, Gruber MacDougal, spokesperson for the International Coalition of Tree Tossing in the Spring and Summer (ICTTSS), gave a thumbs up as he boarded a private flight to Pacaya Samiria Reserve in Peru where he plans to swim with endangered pink Amazon dolphins.

3 comments:

Tom said...

Wow. Extra Crispy!

Goggla said...

WOW.

The ICTTSS really should open a pop-up Xmas tree museum where these mummies can be displayed the rest of the year.

Marty Wombacher said...

Congratulations to Henry on what could very well be the winning tree. My skin crawls as I think of how Gruber MacDougal is defiling those pink Amazon dolphins as I type this. Yeesh!