Friday, October 5, 2012

Everything that you wanted to know about Halloween City but were afraid to look


We've been so excited [ed. note: not really] to visit the seasonal [ed. note: no shit] Halloween City in the Shoppes at Red Square [ed. note: don't call them Shoppes] on East Houston.

Anyway, the store is open, and we finally looked at some of the offerings to help make your Halloween planning a little easier. [ed. note: what are you, 12?] A quick note: An employee said that they were getting a lot more stuff in, so...

We conveniently broke the offerings down into categories... A few things: the employees were friendly, and the prices seemed a little ... high? Maybe the $5.99 for the Severed Bloody Fingers are a good buy — you can use them year round when you dine out.

-----The Realistic Disguises-----







-----The Accessories-----




-----The Electronics-----



-----The WTF-----




-----The Gaga-----



Just 26 shopping days left!

19 comments:

pinhead said...

The editor is very cranky today.

Anonymous said...

The editor got a rash from trying on all the Lady Gaga merchandise. EV Grieve

Anonymous said...

And for crap like this we sold our souls to China, where all of it is manufactured?

Anonymous said...

Is that officially licensed Lady Gaga crap? What a shill.

Anonymous said...

Very pleased that I will be out of the city for holloween

Shawn Chittle said...

What "Rap Star" is that supposed to be?

blue glass said...

when do they get their liquor license?

Marty Wombacher said...

Where's the Lana Del Rey costume?

Makeout said...

ed. note- Are you stoned? Inflatable footballs- what will they think of next?

THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N. said...

@Chittle Douche Moe Dee

Goggla said...

Ooo, I've always wanted a ground fog machine!

Crazy Eddie said...

Where’s the Ben Shaoul mask?

Anonymous said...

Of course it's made in China. It would be embarrassing to make this shit here.

Anonymous said...

I dunno... an old sheet and a paper bag used to work just fine.

Shawn Chittle said...

@Liberation

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHA


@Crazy Eddie Ben Shaoul mask! The ghouleist, shaouliest of them all!

EV Grieve said...

@Goggla

It will be embarrassing when we both show up at the same party as ground fog machines!

Goggla said...

@Grieve - that would be a fog pas!

EV Grieve said...

@goggla

Ha! OK, now finish your drink and leave...

esquared™ said...

The fashionista, isn't that the daily attire in the Bowery?

And the tackle me, isn't that the weekend attire in the East Village/LES?