Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Neighborhood Pumpkin Watch group reports first casualty of season

Members of a newly created Neighborhood Pumpkin Watch group send along what they believe is the first smashed pumpkin of the young Halloween season ... here on Second Avenue near East Third Street ...


A group rep we spoke with said that they have a suspect a short distance away ... we don't want to name names, but the business rhymes with DareDurger.


Group reps also said that they will be holding protests at any establishment selling seasonal pumpkin craft ale, pumpkin-shaped hand soap and pumpkin-flavored bacon.

8 comments:

tourist said...

no. every halloween pumpkins have to deal with this crap.

pinhead said...

Cool heads, people, cool heads. Pumpkins get very depressed this time of year, so let's be sure we have the facts. Has anyone dusted for gourd?

Victoria said...

From what establishment is that pumpkin milkshake sign?

EV Grieve said...

@Victoria

BareBurger

Anonymous said...

is that pumpkin patch?

Victoria said...

@evgreive.
Upon reading your response I went "ewwww". Then "of course" that awfully named place would make an icky milkshake.

esquared™ said...

If Gruber heads the Neighborhood Pumpkin Watch, then good luck disarming the smashing pumpkin, I mean the pumpkin smasher. The world is a vampire. Farewell and goodnight.

#shutupesquared

EV Grieve said...

@ esquared™

Ha! You know, this group really needs a good acronym.