A group rep we spoke with said that they have a suspect a short distance away ... we don't want to name names, but the business rhymes with DareDurger.
Group reps also said that they will be holding protests at any establishment selling seasonal pumpkin craft ale, pumpkin-shaped hand soap and pumpkin-flavored bacon.
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no. every halloween pumpkins have to deal with this crap.
Cool heads, people, cool heads. Pumpkins get very depressed this time of year, so let's be sure we have the facts. Has anyone dusted for gourd?
From what establishment is that pumpkin milkshake sign?
@Victoria
BareBurger
is that pumpkin patch?
@evgreive.
Upon reading your response I went "ewwww". Then "of course" that awfully named place would make an icky milkshake.
If Gruber heads the Neighborhood Pumpkin Watch, then good luck disarming the smashing pumpkin, I mean the pumpkin smasher. The world is a vampire. Farewell and goodnight.
#shutupesquared
@ esquared™
Ha! You know, this group really needs a good acronym.
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