To the guy who spit on me last night - w4m - 21 (East Village)
Date: 2010-10-05, 2:40PM EDT
Me: standing on the platform of the L train at Union Square, harmlessly kissing my companion.
You: Absolutely fucking batshit.
I have no idea what prompted this, but thanks for coming up and spitting in our faces. I really appreciated your saliva in my eye. It really made the mood all the more special.
7 comments:
Absolutely charming! Reminds me of the time that I vomited on an elderly couple in a Paris subway...
Showing affection in public is great!!The person was probably jealous. Back in theday I was affectionate in public and many people gave me negative vibes for it. I did not care. Keep on kissing!
I retched on a BART train in Frisco, went all over a couple haha!
Is L Train slang for Superdive?
I had a landlord spit in my face once - he was a 6'3" strong man and I was (and still am) a petite 5'3" flower.
He didn't like the fact that I gave him notice I was outta there in a month. He knew he couldn't hit me, so he spit at me instead. And I called the cops.
Spitting on someone is considered assault. So I pressed charges. He got so rattled that he ended up paying ME $500 bucks to drop them.
Which I graciously did. I rode that spit all the way to Greece for a lovely vacation.
I wonder if this was the spitter's uncouth and ungentlemanly way of trying to get a three-way going?
better than a knife in the gut, right?
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