Sunday, July 26, 2009

Here we are again bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon, same kind of jungle

Thanks to The Shadow, yesterday started out so well...another great show in Tompkins Square Park...Bob Arihood has the photos. (Uh, not the one below. All my photos are blurry. Are maybe I am.)



And then night began to fall...



And the predators begin to swarm, arriving en masse.




Soon. The neighborhood is infested. Again.

Bro. BRA. Bro. Is it still happy hour? Bro. BRA. Bro. Where's the Ace Bar? Bro. BRA. Bro. HEY, WE'RE IN THE EAST VILLAGE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? He was like, so cute? Where's my purse? Bro. BRA. Bro. Gimme seven shots. Do you take credit cards? Bro. BRA. Bro. Bro. BRA. Bro. Is it still happy hour? Bro. BRA. Bro. Hey bitches! Bro. BRA. Bro. HEY, WE'RE IN THE EAST VILLAGE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? He was like, so cute? Where's my purse? Bro. BRA. Bro. Gimme seven shots. Do you take credit cards? Bro. BRA. Bro. Bro. BRA. Bro. Is it still happy hour? Bro. BRA. Bro. Where's McSorley's? Bro. BRA. Bro. HEY, WE'RE IN THE EAST VILLAGE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? He was like, so cute? Where's my purse? Hey bitches! Bro. BRA. Bro. Gimme seven shots. Do you take credit cards? Bro. BRA. Bro.

A bridal party. A scavenger hunt. Broken champagne glasses on Avenue B. Popped-collared types chugging booze from airline-size bottles and tossing the empties into the street. Bro. BRA. Bro.

9 comments:

esquared said...

That also could have been this

Jeremiah Moss said...

pitch-perfect.

Goggla said...

Damn, you deserve your own show.

EV Grieve said...

How I Met Your BROther

Eden Bee said...

All I knows is that Hotdog flashed her boobs. My brain hurts.

hntrnyc said...

A perfect distillation of thousands of overheard/unavoidable conversations from the weekly mardi-Bra that is the EV today....sheesh.

AK47 said...

SIGH. It's so sad but so true. It's gotten so out of control on the weekends that I'm considering a move to Brooklyn after 10 years in the 'nabe. Can we start a "take back the East Village" campaign?

EV Grieve said...

This past Saturday night seemed worse than usual for the clueless, entitled masses. I can't help but wonder if TONY's cover prompted the crowd.

EV Grieve said...

@HG. Mardi-Bra. Heh. Missed that the first time around...