Friday, October 14, 2011

Bologna bandit on the loose!

EV Grieve reader Jaime noted that someone — or something! — carefully placed a cold cut of unknown origins on this ad here on Avenue A at Third Street...



Witnesses spotted the meat tosser fleeing in this vehicle...

11 comments:

esquared said...

deputy inspector anthony bologna putting his mark in the ev. be afraid, east villagers, be very afraid

Marty said...

Meat the press. The getaway vehicle is perfect! It's rising to the occasion!

EV Grieve said...

Sorry, Marty. I'm going to have to ask you to finish your drink and leave this thread...

Anonymous said...

The Bologna Bandit is not as scary as the Kamikaze Kielbasa Killer.

Marty Wombacher said...

@EV Grieve: Okay, I'll meat you on the next thread. #Can'tHelpMyself!

Anonymous said...

A new twist on spamming?ch

Tom said...

I see a fried bologna sandwich in my future.

Also, I like to spell it "baloney".

Krikor said...

Things are going from bad to wurst around here.

craftygirl said...

Very funny. Thank you for your meat, um, neat humor on this dark & rainy day.

Anonymous said...

Man... really goin' all 'boomer' today.
T-Rex, Wiener Mobile

Anonymous said...

"eyewitnesses described the getaway vehicle of the so-called bologna bandit as 'a giant penis on wheels'"