Saturday, December 31, 2011

Breaking: On New Year's Eve, Duane Reade preps for Valentine's Day


Matt LES_Miserable notes that Valentine's Day hit the Duane Reade shelves on Avenue B at 3:30 p.m. today.

8 comments:

Matthew has 2 T's, dumbass said...

I love fresh candy !

Anonymous said...

Thank god my boyfriend loves to bake sweets himself!

That candy will be (at least) 45 days old by the time it gets to the intended's mouth. And that packaging ain't no vacuum seal. Yuck.

Matt_LES said...

Well, now I know why I got a pre-lit wreath as a Valentine's gift last year. At the time I was a little pissed, but having seen this, I completely understand what an easy mistake it would be after a few Bushmills.

Marty Wombacher said...

Giving someone stale, 45 day old chocolate is a wonderful way to say, "I love...ewwww!"

Matt_LES said...

Thank god there's only a small time delta between Halloween and Thanksgiving. Otherwise, I can only imagine how gamey their turkeys would be.

Can't wait till Feb 14th. I have a reall hankering for marshmallow eggs.

Uncle Waltie said...

Marty, better stale chocolate than stale beer.

Marty Wombacher said...

@Uncle Waltie: Agreed! Sip Ahoy!

Anonymous said...

Too fast, too fast. Let us breath and experience the moment.