Thanks to EV Grieve reader Steve for this photo taken earlier in the morning at 10th Street and Broadway...
So it looks like we have:
• A pair of shoes
• A pair of pants
• A pint of whiskey
• A handful of toilet paper
• An empty iPhone case
I'm curious what happened next...
Hmmm...there's pants involved, so I don't think it's Lady Gaga...Kei$ha?
ooh, I wanna know what happened!
Those are some seriously cheap-ass shoes. Same for the pants. So the iPhone seems incongruous ... the toilet paper is neutral.
I believe our answer lies in the booze. Can anyone ID the whiskey? Is it the good stuff? Do they even sell "good stuff" in half-pints?
What happened next was Ke$ha staggered off into traffic!
You saw the hipster traps last summer - well this looks to me like a yuppie trap! Loafers, an iPhone and whiskey....
I'm guessing someone just bought the phone at the Apple store on West 14th Street. In a celebratory mood, they bought a bottle of spirits on the way home .... Here, on this stoop, they stopped to make a call ... At the same time nature came calling. They thought they could doodoo real quick. But someone came out of the building and shooed them away.
Oh I hope this isn't staged -- it's just too perfect.
And I'll take that whiskey if nobody is having it.
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