Well, if so, then don't tell us... they're hiring... here's the ad via Craigslist...
We are looking to hire very personable and responsible, experienced bouncers with a security license. If you are interested, please show up for an interview anytime after 6pm on Monday, Tuesday, or wednesday. Ask for Steve.
Coyote Ugly Saloon
153 1st Avenue
ny ny 10003
Test question: Do we serve water in this bar?