A legit e-mail from the EV Grieve inbox...
PEST PROBLEM? — OUR TV SERIES WANTS TO FIX IT FOR FREE
A new documentary science series on a prominent non-fiction TV Network is looking to solve pest problems and infestations in all five boroughs. We'll set you up with an accredited local pest control company that will tackle your pest problem FOR FREE, and follow the process of making your home or business pest-free. We're looking for severe pest infestations of any kind, from cockroaches and bedbugs to rats and raccoons. No infestation is too severe for our team. All correspondence will be kept strictly confidential AND we won't even need to mention or show the name or location of your business or home/apt. This is a great opportunity to have some of the best experts in the business put an end to your infestation.
If Interested, please send an e-mail to PestExterminatorCasting@gmail.com with a brief description of your infestation along with any photos/documentation of the problem (if possible). In the subject line of the e-mail, please indicate what kind of pest you-re having a problem with.
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2 comments:
Um, now might that "severe pest infestation" include Bowery architects (I use that term loosely) and the "WOOOO!" crowd? Cos if so, these folks have their work cut out for 'em.
@Lisa
Ha, yeah... I was thinking that too... I some some recent grads bro-ing it up on the 4th floor that qualify as pests.
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