And why, for example, is Mason Dixon down on Essex Street on the list? To the listicle!
This is the only Lower East Side saloon with a mechanical bull to get your “Urban Cowboy” on. While a fine bourbon collection and $9.95 barbecue pork dogs may have purists calling this place more a kitschy honky-tonk than traditional dive, we’re giving it the nod because patrons routinely end up on the floor without being thrown out of the bar.
Per a Post commenter: "This is probably the worst article about dive bars in the history of articles [on?] dive bars."