Saturday, May 14, 2011

Today in front-page news


Giving the edge to the Post today.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Osama Bin Pervert! LOL!

Eden Bee said...

Wha! Those are real? WTF? I hope he was watching On Golden Blonde or Gay Buffet.

Kimberley said...

Yeah, because Osama is the ONLY dude that watches porn. Who cares, really?

Marty Wombacher said...

I agree the Post wins! Wonder if he was watching My Terrorist Friend's Hot Mom?

Lisa said...

@Marty - The Post always wins!

nygrump said...

propaganda - where's the dialysis machine? why no pictures of the interrogation - or did they just outright execute him? That would be some lame ass tradecraft if so.

Marty Wombacher said...

@Lisa: My favorite NY Post headline after Tonya Harding's bodyguard turned evidence on her was: "BODYGUARD FINGERS TONYA!"

Ha ha ha!

the other Lisa said...

I beg to differ. Best Post headline was when Donald Trump married Marla Maples: "The Lady is a Trump".

Lisa said...

@Marty - Ha! Priceless! There are so many fine examples I can't pick one, but yours is indeed a strong contender for Best Double Entendre.

Altho the Daily News did trump the Post back in the Giuliani era with that deathless classic, "We Can Kick Your City's Ass", that's gotta be right up there!

Marty Wombacher said...

@the other Lisa: "I beg to differ." We know.

@Lisa: I don't want to speak for others here, but you'll always be the Lisa of choice for me at EV Grieve!

Big Brother said...

Best Post cover was "Bimbo Summit" with a photo of Paris, Lindsay and Britney.

Anonymous said...

the best Post headline-
"Headless body found in topless bar"

Anonymous said...

brought to you by Beavis and Butthead. and they want to bomb our culture off the face of the Earth--why?

East Village Eats said...

Ok, it wasn't on the front page, but remember; "Ike Beats Tina To Death!"
A Tacky Classic.

EV Grieve said...

During the OJ trial, the Post ran this cover about Judge Lance Ito:

Is Ito finito?

Marty Wombacher said...

@EV Grieve: I remember that! Classic Post headline! This is one of my favorite recent ones:

http://twe.ly/eZkb

Lisa said...

@Marty - Aww, what a doll, THANK YOU! A wonderful compliment, and much appreciated! (And your retort to TOL made me laugh out loud.)

And yeah, Ho No is another witty gem.

Melanie said...

@anon--"headless body found in a topless bar" is my favorite and I remember when all of these came out. I've been a NY Post reader for years and proud of it.

Crazy Eddie said...

Not really sex or murder related but the 10/30/1975 front page of The Daily News: “FORD TO CITY: DROP DEAD” has got to be in the top 3 NYC tabloid headlines of all times.

http://www.nydailynews.com/features/bronxisburning/battle-for-the-city/index.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/28/nyregion/28veto.html

glamma said...

i liked the one on thansgiving years ago where they simply put bloomberg's head on a giant turkey and said "WHAT A TURKEY"

glamma said...

wait how about this one. so wrong...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/14321768_f68906b483_o.gif