Saturday, December 10, 2011

Santa swarms

[Via Dave on 7th]

Reports are coming in from everywhere. Swarms of Santa. Everywhere. One resident asked to send in reinforcements of people not dressed in Santa suits. Just wait till sundown!

And thanks to Jen Doll at the Voice for asking my thoughts on the day of terror Santa thing.

You can read the piece at Runnin' Scared here.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do the same thing during Santa Con that I do during St. Patrick's Day: stay inside and lock the doors until the nightmare is over.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind stopping by Saifee's, picking up my laundry and stuff I need to do today without a bunch of assholes in Santa suits screaming and blocking the sidewalks. At 10 a.m.

Anonymous said...

I don't give a fuck. Just go on about my east village Saturday business as usual. Fucksticks dressed like Santa, not dressed like Santa, they're all the same to me.

Crazy Eddie said...

Thank God for the strict NYC gun control laws. On as serious note, let’s see if Bloomberg’s “own army” will be out today enforcing the law like they do during OWS events

Marty Wombacher said...

"My advice would be to start drinking heavily now and sleep through tomorrow in a boozy stupor and catch up on the Three Colors trilogy you bought during your Kieślowski phase,"


Best advice ever, EV Grieve! Of course, that's how I spend every Saturday, but that's neither here nor there.

LiberationNYC said...

@ Crazy Eddie

Bloomberg's "army" won't do dick. These are the poster children of the Bloomberg's New York. I never understood why anyone over the age of 21 would participate in anything so stupid.

bride of 7th said...

I will be wearing my Grinch suit today.

abrod said...

Ahhh, Santacon. Bring on the gross girls from LI/CT/NJ and their attendant self-esteem issues; let the STDs fly. Woo.