Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Your chance to buy an ice cream truck, maybe become 'Dairy Dan'



A reader sent along this Craigslist ad under the Manhattan/East Village section ... under for sale/business ...

I have a beautiful ice cream truck for sale, and ready to make money now! Its a 1978 ford step van Including : Taylor air pressure ice cream machine, 2 roof top AC units, Freezer for novelties, Topping unit, milk shake blender, new music box, and a 20 kw water cooled generator. for sale for $20,000.

Seems legit... though "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man" ...



...can mean something really different.

We asked Doug Quint, co-proprietor of the Big Gay Ice Cream shops and truck, about all this.

"My statement as a professional, and you can quote me, is 'what the fuck?'"

13 comments:

Big Brother said...

This will be perfect for Hoboken Hoof!

The Philosophical Zombie said...

They used to sell heroin from these in the 80's

Anonymous said...

Clicked on the Dairy Dan link.. omg.. hahaha! Creepy!!!! Don't eat the chocolate sprinkles is all I gotta say!

9:51 pm said...

Dairy Dan, Weiner's other sexting name, and this truck is where he'll be conducting his dairy and milky business.

10:04 PM said...

Commenting from Kuala Lumpur, hence the PM.

"Freezer for novelties"
*wink* *wink*

EV Grieve said...

Hello Kuala Lumpur!

Anonymous said...

Forget about this post, I want to know more about the person commenting from Kuala Lumpur!!!

Anonymous said...

Dairy Dan supposedly had DD implants

Anonymous said...

What?Are the undercover cops getting out of the buisness?! NO! I will miss them. Some of the best new literature is in their funny buisness names.

Dick Plopkin said...

I'd love to buy the truck, but I don't think Dairy Dick will work.

Goggla said...

@Big Brother - with Big Apple Algae sprinkles!

Douglas Quint said...

APPLAUSE @ DICK PLOPKIN

Anonymous said...

...Rich Dairy would work.