Thursday, October 23, 2008

When 2-3 apartments in the same building just aren't enough

Tom Cruise has reportedly gobbled up five units in the American Felt Building on 13th Street, where he and Mrs. C have been staying of late. "One they use for a gym, and two apartments are for staff." You may now make a "he must have a big staff" joke. Or not. (Page Six)

Previously on EV Grieve:
Noted (ZOMG edition)


esquared™ said...

Of course--and he needs all that space for those Scientology books to become a thetan.

Anonymous said...

When he eventually moves out, do you think he'll unload all the books at the Strand? It's so close!

esquared™ said...

If Strand would accept them. They can go outside at the 50 cents and $1 dollar books, and they still won't sell.

NYU Bobst Library would be more than willing to take them. I wouldn't be surprised if John Sexton is a master thetan.