Did Jesus announce what time he/she'll be coming for rapture? I'm gonna be kind of busy between 11am and 4pm. I wouldn't want to miss this for anything. Is he/she gonna turn water into wine? Count me in...I got a 4 gallon bucket of water ready for the metamorphosis. That'll get me through the 22nd, anyway (hopefully).
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Or sadly "The End Is Here".
I hope it stays open till Wednesday night, I'll need a few drinks before Jesus comes back the following day.
Are they filling the beer pumps one more time?
I thought Jesus was coming Friday - dang, hate being late for a Rapture.
Hey... maybe the prophesy is about MarsBar, a major bummer but NOT the ACTUAL end of world... hmmm
... just thinking outloud whilst looking for my fancyspecialnew Rapturesuit.
Did Jesus announce what time he/she'll be coming for rapture? I'm gonna be kind of busy between 11am and 4pm. I wouldn't want to miss this for anything. Is he/she gonna turn water into wine? Count me in...I got a 4 gallon bucket of water ready for the metamorphosis. That'll get me through the 22nd, anyway (hopefully).
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