Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Uh-oh...

And who's the lucky 'hood?



Williamsburg! Woo!

No. 2. Lower East Side!

Sample:

Best place to meet people on the Lower East Side

Vanessa’s Dumpling House

Pickup lines to try while you wait for your food:

Beginner: “So, how long have you been in line?”

Intermediate: “I just found a quarter in my couch—can I buy you a dumpling?”

Advanced: “I bet you’re just like this dumpling: smooth and slick on the outside, complex and delicious on the inside. I am too.”
118 Eldridge St between Broome and Grand

4 comments:

esquared said...

Expert: I'm wearing a pink oxford shirt, just in case you haven't noticed. Need I say more?

Others: Hi, I'm Dmitri, from Toronto, and giving you an opportunity here.

prodigal son said...

So this is a good guide to which neighborhoods are about a year from total douchiness?

Which ones were featured last year?

Goggla said...

"Wanna hit Superdive for dessert?"

Jill said...

Where can I get a dumpling for a quarter, because I'm so there.