Wednesday, September 23, 2009


And who's the lucky 'hood?

Williamsburg! Woo!

No. 2. Lower East Side!


Best place to meet people on the Lower East Side

Vanessa’s Dumpling House

Pickup lines to try while you wait for your food:

Beginner: “So, how long have you been in line?”

Intermediate: “I just found a quarter in my couch—can I buy you a dumpling?”

Advanced: “I bet you’re just like this dumpling: smooth and slick on the outside, complex and delicious on the inside. I am too.”
118 Eldridge St between Broome and Grand


esquared said...

Expert: I'm wearing a pink oxford shirt, just in case you haven't noticed. Need I say more?

Others: Hi, I'm Dmitri, from Toronto, and giving you an opportunity here.

prodigal son said...

So this is a good guide to which neighborhoods are about a year from total douchiness?

Which ones were featured last year?

Goggla said...

"Wanna hit Superdive for dessert?"

Jill said...

Where can I get a dumpling for a quarter, because I'm so there.