Williamsburg! Woo!
No. 2. Lower East Side!
Sample:
Best place to meet people on the Lower East Side
Vanessa’s Dumpling House
Pickup lines to try while you wait for your food:
Beginner: “So, how long have you been in line?”
Intermediate: “I just found a quarter in my couch—can I buy you a dumpling?”
Advanced: “I bet you’re just like this dumpling: smooth and slick on the outside, complex and delicious on the inside. I am too.”
118 Eldridge St between Broome and Grand
4 comments:
Expert: I'm wearing a pink oxford shirt, just in case you haven't noticed. Need I say more?
Others: Hi, I'm Dmitri, from Toronto, and giving you an opportunity here.
So this is a good guide to which neighborhoods are about a year from total douchiness?
Which ones were featured last year?
"Wanna hit Superdive for dessert?"
Where can I get a dumpling for a quarter, because I'm so there.
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