From a reader:
Did you hear about the naked guy on Houston yesterday? There was a dude butt ass naked holding two pieces of paper over his parts crossing Houston at Suffolk with a very stoic look on his face. My wife witnessed it from the Dunkin Donuts around 4 pm. The cops approached and he just kinda stood there. Very weird for a Sunday afternoon.
The reader approached as the man was being escorted into an ambulance.
Anyone have more details? Photos? (Or not.)